Every good fight should have guns, swords, and kimchi.
And why is this comment box separate from the comic file's?
"You're still here?"
Bet your beans we are!
Comic appreciation:
Deccapitation scene: Impressive.
Grappling ability of ears: Disturbing.
Kenpoochi's finger predilection: Strangely exciting.
Kimchi: Spicy.
o yes, we are GOOD... we only had to break 180 comments and we got him back... VIVE LE REVOLUTION!!!!!
Goddammit, we didn't get to 500 posts. Why'd you have to update, ya bastard!?
Yeah, you cockbite! We could've done it!
And the fights should have me in the background killing people with a X-box controler (Wired).
It keeps saying "EdFanMH was Electic Jesus".
Why do you
barely post in the forums anymore? It's getting lonely. We'll start
posting Justin Timberlake/Orlando Bloom pics again.
YES! 4 in a row! I am victorious!
Shutup, Ed!
Oh yeah, and we want a picture of Gandalf as a black guy.
"Go home, get."
CAUSE I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GOOOOO!!!! BAWWWWW!
Welcome back you hoser.
I am eating
my first ever serving of Kimchi, and though I wasn't sure I even liked
it at first, I am now convinced that it is awesome. I may have never
even been curious enough to try it without what I learned here over the
last year or so. Thank you, Mr. Kim, I appreciate the art, the links,
and now the taste sensation that is Crazy Kimchi. I hope you can sort
things out enough to continue to help educate our collective sorry
asses.
I think DFG said it best.
Oh yeah, and how do I go home?
I _am_ home.
YES
glad he's back... sort of. at least meaning he hasn't ditched it all-together
*points at comment to comic*
So yeah. What I said there.
Two times the comments - two times the wacky mayhem!
Ha ha! A day
after i post about how my bitching kept him on the comic, a new comic
pops up. Coincidence? More then likely, but i'm sure gonna play it off
as if i did something to spur that on.
I am the glue that holds this comic together!
I... have to agree with Neo Kojiro.
I thought I was, no wait, I'm the glue that holds the forum together.
And about the forum, why do I have to scroll right instead of down when I check a thread?
It's odd! It's different! It's demented!
Woo! I am electric jesus!
Yay, Hyung is back (if only briefly). Wha' Happened?
I wonder, when will Electric Jesus have his own Passion?
Better check with Electric Mel Gibson - he'll know.
LMFAO... omg, tabby and chakka ur my idols, that totally made my day... best comedic timing ever...
Can you put Kimchi in a pie?
Yes, indeed!
Oh, hey, here's what Kim's new "job" is- he's teaching Arts and Crafts to the crew of the Nebuchid... Nebuchu... nebbuche...
the Matrix guys.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=150443
OK, I acidentally posted as 'Anonymous', but I didn't mean to. Anyway.
Welcome back Hyung! There's just something about a webcomic that
DOESN'T update regularly, just often enough to keep the interest up,
that is EXTREMELY addictive. Well done dude!
Jesus Christ, I giggled like a little girl at Lord's Morgue linksville. Classic.
"Screw this, I'm goin' to that party."
pshhh, what
are you on? the best part was when naobi first talks and she still
sounds like a GUY... i don't think knox really changes his voice at all
for any of the characters but its actually pretty funny that way :P
well it's about freakin time!!!
*Forum is offline.*
Urge to kill RISING.
*Goes of on a killing spree.*
People: NO ED! NO!
I'd have to agree with the people on that one.
Do you have a wowwypop?
(Cocks Gun)
No. We do not have a wowwypop.
"We are the Morgue clones, we're gonna getcha! We are the Morgue clones, we're gonna getcha!"
Well, jolly good. That was a whole lotta comic from someone who´s been "so gone it isn´t even funny".
Nice job.
I learned how to swim today, but I couldn't find the pool. Where is it?
BUTTSEX!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See? There's one of my clones now. You can tell he's not me because, you know, I'm actually funny. And I don't character spam.
dammit!
can anyone remember where i live?
Mommy?
Yes, dear?
You're in
limbo? My mother says that limbo s where all the dead babies that arent
baptized go to when they die. How many dead babies do you count?
I don't know, how many babies can fit in a trash bag?
Oh, my joy is great, for there is a new comic! Hurrah for Kim!
Linky for Hyung
http://www.jimgoad.com/cgi-bin/archives/00000138.htm
I thought
Tiger Woods was half Korean and half Black. The perfect combination.
The strength of a black man and the concentration of the asians. A
German genetitcist couldn't even figure that out.
Hair Pie!
Narf!
Pesky clones!
Stupid cheap do-it-yourself home clone kit. All I wanted was a clone
army. Oh, I knew I should have waited till I had a sample of Christina
Ricci's DNA, but nnnnnooo, I had to go all George Lucas. Shit.
Clones are for burning!
And orgies with coppies of yourself. That, and burning.
good times, man... good times...
EdFanMH was here.
There's something particularly alluring about that name...
Whee doggie!
That whacky funster RHJunior is at it again! Last time we saw our furry
fundy redneck pal, he was comparing homosexuality to bestiality and
paedophilia. Now it's CANNIBALISM! I can't get enough of this guy.
Well, actually, yes, I can.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhjunior/
P.S. Is Lesbian Sex Rules anything like Aussie Rules?
This just in... A new report just released by the Department of Defence confirms that Lesbian Sex does indeed rule.
When asked about the reports findings, President George W. Bush responded "I hope Cheney doesn't rape me again."
Contrary to
popular belief, Lesbian Sex Rules is not a form of football. It's more
like that game Calvin and Hobbes used to play. (The cartoon characters,
not the philosophers.)
Ah, RHJunior - what a maroon.
I agree when I say RHJunior is indeed missing chromosomes.
psssshhhh, so wut, i'm still looking for two of mine...
I just saw Play-Mate of the Apes, and I think I'm done with porno forever now.
Highlander RPG, anyone?
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Archives/1999/September1999-Archives/lh-vs-kr.html
"You have no honor, Hutz. You fight with cats!"
There can be only one... but I don't think it's gonna be one of these guys.
NO! NOT JOHN DENVER!
"As Kriket turned to look at the shack, Lionel Hutz flicked his tongue out and licked his eye."
There is so much wrong with this sentence I don't know where to begin. And I though Magnum P.I. slashfic was scary...
*shiver*
Highlander the RPG... the Lord has forsaken His flock, indeed...
Not every Immortal is Christopher Lambert...
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Archives/1999/December1999-Archives/csith-vs-sob-24dec1999.html
And not every battle is epic...
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Archives/2000/January2000-Archives/tk-vs-jfair-11jan2000.html
Still, anything's better than Highlander 2, yes?
Then again, some battles are just WORNG.
http://www.hlrpg.com/Story/2000/jonnythrowsaparty.html
Bollocks!!
Bollocks my arse!
eat my shin-kimchi noobs
Hah, I'll just make some tasty kimchi jjigye out of you.
I, the great Kojiro-damus, predict a new update thing in relative soon-ness!
Also, America will disband in 2018, with the assassination of the Bush family.
That is, right before the RISE OF ZE MACHINES!!!
I often think that if we took the US, and left out everything between the two coasts, it would make one heck of a country.
amen, muh bruther
Let's hear it for finishing things we start!
Woo, I am Electic Jesus!
No you're not.
Defently NOT Electrical Jesus, some guy at Rio Americano High School named AJ is.
Where's Cavedog? Things will never be AWESOME!!! again without him.
Yarbles! Bolshy great yarblockos
to thee and thine!
But, wasn't he a Cave Fish?
Not that I could tell a fish from a dog apart, what with my ability to
see being destroyed since the pirate-crotch incident, mind you.
Dude, Yabloko is so, like, ten years ago. *waves a lil' red'n'yellow flag*
OK, at this point I'm definitely losing interest. Somebody poke Hyung for me, will ya?
I don't mind long update intervals. I don't mind hanging story threads.
Closure is overrated. But going away and not telling us ANYTHING,
TWICE, well, that's just getting too hard to take.
I'm sorry, I'll be alright, I just CARE, ok?
*hands AllanL5 a kleenex*
Fish, dog - they all taste the same.
Fish, dog, whatever -- they all taste like chicken.
i'm sure glad we got THAT cleared up.
So....does anyone see an update coming any time soon?
No, but in the meantime, some light entertainment that everyone's probably already seen, but what the hell...
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video
(You'll have to cut and paste - I am an HTML deficient retard.)
I heartily recommend PSAs No.3 and 7.
Sinfest hasn't updated since the end of February. I'm not sure which way is up, anymore.
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Can I ride too?
Fish and dog... I just totally pictured some Korean guy sallivating (I kid, I kid!)...
But man, isn't it astounding? The loyality of KF/CK/GHMC's fanbase?
Hyung must've found a way to imbue crack into a comic for some time now...
*twitches*
As opposed to Dave Kelly inserting comics into his crack...
OH SNAP!
So close...and no one will take it?
Fine then! IT SHAL BE MINE!
POST 100 BITCHES!
WHOO HOO!!!
WOOT!
WOOO!
WO!
woo...
This is amazingly less satisfying then I thought it would be.
Sucka.
Ah.....good!
I liked Murder at the Chateu, and it's good for you to finally be able
to get close to finishing something. All good, man.
NOOOOOOOOOO!OH THE HUMANITY!
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/04/film.goodbye.godzilla.ap/index.html
*sniffle*
Thought for the day-
When some twit types ROLF, does that mean the floor is laughing?
I would've thought they were talking about the piano-playing dog from the Muppets.
Farewell, brave, beautiful giant atomic lizard. No one shall ever stomp Tokyo so beautifully as you.
What's with Tatsuya? Has the ironman of webcomic finally decided to sell out and be a respectable print cartoonist?
Puny Toho
movie execs have tried to destroy Gojira before and failed! If the evil
that is Jan De Bont cannot kill the King of Monsters, what chance have
they?! SKREEEEONK!!
I had kimchi flavoured instant noodles for lunch at work the other day.
Then I pretended I had evil plastic-melting kimchi breath.
lmao @ lord morgue... nice david kelly joke...
so quick question, who is david kelly?
(i been wondering about sinfest 2, i don't know wut day of the wk it is without it)
Actually,
such a relationship between crack, comics and insertion had me googling
the name in no time (crowd screams: 'freeeak!')
D. Kelly is the guy who did Living in Greytown and 's now doing Lizard and Purple Pussy. All of 'em webcomics.
I found nothing that would clear up the relationship between the guy and insertion of stuff, though.
lol thx ramen... ur cool in my book :D
Y'know, maybe God finally smote Tatsuya. Maybe that joke with the devil laughing at Jesus' death was the last straw.
But no one smote me when /I/ laughed at the white, blue-eyed man pretending to be Jesus (a jew, mind ye).
And here I was chuckling about the all-Italian disciples, unaware that I was ripe for a smotin'.
what?
still no comic...
I AM THE LORD OF RANDOMNESS! GIVE ED A DOLLAR!
Person: Fuck you! *Ed goes Jet Li (Rise of Honor style) on the guy's ass.*
Come back to the forum. There's porn there. COME! COME I SAY!
Funny, I fled the forum just to get away from you.
I WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN! GRAAAAAH!
i've never been to the forums so HAH! schooled you all.
*Shoots 4n0nym0u5.*
... There's a forum?
Yup, s'matter, you afraid to post in it or somthin'?
My cat just puked on the floor. It kind of looked like Cavin. If you squint.
the Marquis of Queensbury rules!
The Marquis though, doesn't rule as much as Foamy. Or cat-puke, squinted-eyes, schizoid-sprinkled Cavin.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Fucking
over-rated retard squirrel. I remember when Neurotically Yours was
about the psycho goth babe. None of this fucking five minutes of
listening to bad stand-up on helium while the animator jacks off
because he's just using the same flash objects and backgrounds again
and again and again. Stupid fucking whore squirrel and his stupid card
cult. I swear, if one of those morons hands me a card and says
"FFFFFOAMY!!" I'll fucking SET THEM ON FIRE and yell "TOASTYYYYYY!"!
Gotta give props to ya old school, yo.
psssshhhh, shoot me all u want, i been shot nine times and you don't see me limpin'... word.
PWD Pussy Noobs lol
*Stabs 4n0nym0u5 with Alastor (Devil May Cry) through the head.*
No bullet can kill Spotted Horse!
On the
subject of Foamy and that chick, i'd of liked her if she showed her
boobs. Since she never does, i have no complaints about her getting the
back seat. Also, i find someone pissed off and ranting to be funny,
where as the chick just gets shitty lines.
Also, Mortal Kombat should of stopped at two.
But Mortal Kombat three was just so... so... brilliant!
there was
third one????? dear god, didn't they learn after the second friggin
one... nothing could match the first... mmmm johnny cage... it totally
sucked how they brutally chopped in the beginning of the first i
already knew the rest of the movie would suck.
excuse me for a moment
*drags EdFan out back and beats him with a baseball bat "Office-Space" style* "what now?!"
I liked mortal kombat 4 and 7
I think I
might have a potential solution to the Hyung situation. We need to make
a virgin sacrifice in order to bring forth the Great Lesser One (bah).
Lord Hsyku-Gunim -- may his tentacles be ever so slimy -- must be
appeased!
*Holds his catgirls.*
NO! I ALREADY HUMPED THEM SO I COULD ClAIM THEM!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/119689
"I'm up here! And you're... DOWN THERE! I'm up here and you're down there and you can't get up here."
"He can just use the stairs."
"I can just use the stairs."
"No! Don't use the stairs! Aw, c'mon! Don't... You used the stairs."
Yeah, we need a virgin. EdfanMH? Let's go. You're needed.
So just who
is this Foamy the squirrel? I highly doubt he/she/it rules more than
Foamy the freakadog. Truly, a mad crazy sidekick.
I don't have
the link Where is it... Anyways, FOmay kicks ass. And that bald goth
chick is hot. But we never get to see her rack. Which sucks.
I hump things. That makes me no longer a virgin.
And now i'm reminded of Dead Man on Campus.
"Sometimes i just get these...urges, y'know? Like i gotta...i gotta hump this lamp! I gotta screw this couch!"
Tabby, dude,
you can totally check her rack in that special anniversary episode they
aired just for two hours in the 26th of March of 2002!
*breathes heavily*
Lamps and coutches don't count, Ed.
although i
believe that makes those particular lamps and couches non-virgins now.
. . please stay away from my furniture, i would prefer to keep them
chaste... and clean...
EdFan... Dude, that's not a catgirl, that's Tabby! (runs)
There's nothing sexier than a sedan chair, let me tell you.
Or a dentist's chair, if you're into rough trade...
How can a chair be sooo comfy while he does such baaaad things?
Stupid cunt of a me-clone character-spammed the comment box and made it all stretchy.
I swear I'm gonna go all Yu Law on these clones and be The One! You are my bitch!
Okay... Yu Law vesus Neo in a highlander setting.
"There can be only one!"
Who wins?
Neo flys away like a big wuss, but The Kurgan grabs him by the foot and makes him his bitch.
"Hello pretty!"
My bet's on Lionel Hutz.
yours would be, you lawyer loving freak child...
I bent my Wookie...
While it's
distinctly possible i'd run away from any and every fight i encounter,
i find it hard to fear a guy named 'Yu Law'. I'd keep asking if his
middle name was 'Suk'.
Eat of my flesh.
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/5661/
I give you BAD FANFIC and WORSE HTML!
Damn, I had to use an achiving service just to read this crap.
And it doesn't help that this guy is apparently trying to hide his work
from the Mystery Octagon Torture Theater so they won't MST him to death.
Too late!
http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhere/mot.html
RyogaMKN/Nightmare James is quite the character.
Not only does he write the undisputed WORST FANFIC IN ALL POSSIBLE UNIVERSES,
but his sterling leadership nearly killed Streetfighter:IBM and it's little community.
I derive much pleasure from his incessant crusading against the "F" word in fanfic.
What a silly cunt.
Speaking of fanfics, why don't we
write some fanfics for the KF! cast?
Chen and Hyung get it on while Cavin watches.
No, the worst fanfic is 'Highway to heaven'. Hands down. Especially the slash.
I could see a Highlander/Kimchi fanfic-
Mi Sung would make a good, if diminutive, Kurgan;
Hyung-Sun/Keymaker as Ramerez/Tak Ne;
Count De Kimchi/Archetect as Methos;
Chen as cool-guy Duncan,
and of course May as manic-depressive badass Curran.
Hmm, Cavin as annoying teen sidekick Ritchie? Shades of Queerboy...
And Chakka? Ryoga MKN is worse than Beverly Hillbillies lemon and Olsen Twins rape lemon/yuri put together.
He's got Ryu slapping skins with SAKURA
and Akuma jobbing to a nine-year old with a hockey stick.
He drags in James Bond, Pokemon, the Three Ninjas, and the Mighty Ducks into his sorry mess,
and his self-insertion beat Apocalypse, for god's sake.
And maybe Wolverine too, I don't remember.
The only way I can read his work is by translating it into Nadsat...
Hyung come back, we'll each chip in 5 bucks, that'll buy a lot of korean hookers!
And blow - don't forget the blow.
Wouldn't it be worth it just to shut me up for a while?
I get to have sex with one of the hookers!
Calm down, EdFan, we'll get you a
nice umbrella stand or something.
Sheesh, why can't people just be
normal and shove pie up their ass
like the rest of us?
C'mon, guys, let's go torture this
stupid German chatbot 'till it
crashes.
http://boteng.parsimony.net/cgi-bin/bot/bot.cgi?Nummer=100002
hey, don't forget to post your new address so that i can stalk your sweet a$$.
Highlander? Geeks.
are we gonna do teh 500 post thing again?
Yes, if only to bring back HSK - or at least to see what dizzying new heights Ed can be forced to reach.
I think we'll
top out at 250, max, before Hyung finally gets off his ass and throws
something else up. But, i've been wrong before, so who knows?
P.S., Ronin Warriors is still badass. Even if i can't remember what it's called in Japan.
Sooo, wa fi ni ninny!!
thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
soo soo sook!
lmao, olsen
twins lemon... how many of those olsen loving teeny boppers would
accidently hit up that site while looking for the official webpage of
their idols?
screw olsen
twins... Punky Brewster was HOT! Not the child crap, but when she was a
teen... Wonder where she is now... I think she's my age, if not a lil
older.
Your age? 34?
*Starts humping the comment box.*
Please, folks, spay and neuter your EdFans. For the love of god.
punky brewster... why does that sound so familiar?
punky brewster
80's??
i vaguely remember it
kewl name though
Yeah, Soliel Moon Frie. She showed up on "Seinfeld" as the annoying date who kept play-punching him, until Elaine belted her.
Anyway, here is teh fanfic!
A Clockwork Kimchi
There was me, that is Mi Sung, and my three droogs, that is May, Cavin,
and Ken-Poochie, Ken-Poochie being really stinky, and we sat in the
Korova Noodlebar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening,
a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Noodlebar was a
kimchi-plus mesto, and you may, O my brother, have forgotten what these
mestos where like things changing so skorry these days and everybody
very quick to forget, newspaper not being read much neither. Well, what
they sold there was kimchi plus something else.
They had no
license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding
some of the some of the new veshches which they would put into the old
kapusta, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom
or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet
horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels And
Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or
you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would
sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and
that was what we were peeting this evening I’m starting off the story
with.
I hope you
all appreciate all the trouble I went to to find out what the Russian
for "cabbage" is. Altavista don't do English/Russian, so I had to do
the supreme effort of going all the way over the other side of the
internet and type "russian for cabbage".
But it occurs to me that if I was hardcore, I'd have written it in pidgin-Korean, instead of Nadsat.
Heh heh, Bezoomny Kapusta.
believe me lord morgue. we appreciate it.
btw, i don't like that chat bot, it keeps dissing me:
Colossus: What time is it there?
You: 2 p m
Colossus: Advantage Dreamcast: Virtua Tennis 2 ist da
You: hey get outta my computer and get into my car
Colossus: Well then put a computer chip in it and shut up
You: omg let's not say things we can't take back
Colossus: Are we still talking about prayed for Alice ?
You: i think you know the answer to that
Colossus: Do you mind if I tell other people : Jo kickass said he think me know the answer to that .
You: knock yourself out
Colossus: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: perhaps
Colossus: Why the uncertain tone?
You: jackass.
Colossus: Yeah i heard you jackass
damn think keeps taking my words and using them against me. Jackass.
You think that's bad? It told me it thinks it's roommate is gay because his dick tastes like shit;
then it told me off for swearing...
そではぼくのにんど。びょういんど。
your martial art is called "way of the hospital?"
Okay... this place is dying.
We need something stupid to argue about.
Oh, and for Christ's sake, I'm not a chick!
and for mel gibson's sake, I am!!!!!
*Starts setting stuff on Hyung's site on fire.*
Let's set stuff on fire and see if Hyung notices!
is it wrong to feel proud for outwitting colossus??
oh and its past 180 comments now i think
does that mean he will be back soon??
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
"I'll accompany Keisha," said Sandra. "I have read Ryoga MKN's strategy guide on how to beat Ninja Gaiden games in one life."
"Egads, what?" asked Lana. "Someone actually knows how to survive that perilous world?"
"Yes, Ryoga MKN," said Keisha. "He inspired many of us with a true
upset victory over a great video game player, putting himself into the
annals of video game history. He once had a chance at a greater prize
than even Kevin did, the World Championship of Video Games!"
"I didn't know you took this mission this seriously," said Lana in
shock. "You've done your homework: I can't hold you back any longer.
http://ucnhp.tripod.com/fanfics/ep9.html
Urgh- fanfic based on the edge-of-your-seat STRATEGY GUIDE by Ryoga MKN, your hookup for quality self-insertion.
you know what
chakka, i've been to germany. i've associated with germans. they were
gracious enough to allow me to experience their culture and share their
home.
so my response to your previous comment is that they ran out of water
two and a half years ago and have been living on wienerschnitzel and
swedish glue. give the poor bastards a break.
You people are gonna have to work WAAYYY harder to reach 500 posts, hell even 250 at this rate.
Tabby, you may not be a chick, but that doesn't mean you don't have boobies.
Want something stupid to argue about.... ummm.. Flying crocodile vs Flying Shark... who would win?
i manually counted it
202 posts or so
the counter is lying i suspect
Flying crocodile wins. Flying shark is more aerodynamic, but won't last long out of water.
O.K., who'd win, a doberman, or a doberman's weight in chihuahuas?
Word up, Gruntathon. The counter -that bitch!-
has lied to us before... what makes you think
he wont lie to us again?!
good riddance to bad shit.
Well, how
many of you can draw? Maybe what we need is a few fanart to get Hyung
motivated. (Motivated, as in he'll be unable to resist the urge to mock
and belittle our puny, feeble attempts at drawing MiSung, and will be
moved to taunt us at least, if not actually update.)
And really, what's with this comment box not wrapping correctly?
It was the
fault of that fscking Lord Morgue and his clones! I tell you, if there
was no Lord Morgue, would there be any clones?! :P
And about the fanart: You. Are. On.
*grabs a pencil and a piece of el-cheapo paper and prepares to be mocked*
Hmm, you could be right about bad fan-art being the only way to jolt HSK back into our dimension.
He's far too cynical for flattery or begging to work, and threats and
insults bounce right off his leathery, rhino-like kimchi-hardened hide,
but the art-teacher in him just can't help but kibitz over other
people's art.
And it's NOT MY FAULT that pirates are flooding the market with cheap, inferior Morgue clones!
That Jones broad told me she was gonna dry-clean that dress!
Curse my ultra-potent D.N.A..
Here's my feeble attempt:
http://www.nd.edu/~slee7/angrymisung.gif
Heh - scary.
My bet's on the doberman's weight in chihuahuas.
A gift you shall learn to live with, Lord Morgue. Use
your DNA for the good of mankind.
And now, about the fanart, while Mi Sung is cool beans,
CKMT:MATC enthralled me like some really, totally
enthralling thing. Thus fanart goes to 'em guys at the
Chateau:
http://www.nodachi.net/~archer/images/wally/kf1-all.jpg
http://www.nodachi.net/~archer/images/wally/kf2-back.jpg
I am thoroughly embarrased at the amount of cursing
though. Wont happen again, chief!
KY jelly and Micky shooting heroin are a nice touch.
Actually I stole that part about Mickey shooting
heroin from a friend. Well, kinda. In his drawing it
was Charlie Brown. But c'mon, if someone's gonna
be riding the lightning it's gonna be don Mickey Mouse.
I really like
your full-cast art. That's really nice to see everyone again. I
particularly like (werewolf) Chen howling in the moonlight!
that was
awesomes!!! i love out of character stuff (one big fat rock of crack
that ain't payin itself with my looks... classic)... it inspires me to
warp the rest of the cast in some horrible way that's bound to turn
Hyung over in his grave... o no... i've typed too much... now to avoid
the OK button...
and there is that old famous parking lot is full comic of macaulay culkin shooting himself up
http://www.plif.com/archive/wc001.gif
I think the counter just plain stopped...
come back hyung... we...i...need you
yeah!
Anonymous needs you...
No, go away Hyung. I like having a captive audience.
Cut the man
some slack. Rome wasn't built in a day. Neither was it in a coupla
months. Same goes for finding a job. Besides, who needs HSK if we have
talented fan artists like Fueled by Ramen and Demodokhos? ...
*cough*pathetic attempt at reverse psychology
-comebackHyungweallmissyou*cough*
PS: I really meant the 'talented' part.
Hyung has your souls prisoner in this comments box until he updates.
C'mon, why do you think they call it "Haloscan"?
Dammit. We need to kill Hyung.
Which brings me a great idea!
Kung Fool/Mortal Kombat!
Starring:
Hyung as Raiden
Chen as Lu Kang
Mi Sung as Jade
May as Sonia
Nell as Shiva
Idgie as Reptiale
Cavin as Jonny Cage
And Hyung Sun Kim as that eight-armed freak.
Goro only has four arms, and I already said Hyung was Raiden.
Oops, right you are.
Hey, better Hyung than Christopher Lambert. Hell, better anybody than Christopher Lambert.
Lambert was the best thing in that movie...
Wooo! I am electric jesus!
I wonder if Christopher Walken would make a good Raiden.
On an unrelated note, i had a dream that there was an update. Even in my dreams, i have no life.
Oh my god! It's Electric Jesus!
Speaking of
mortal kombat... I was playing Smash TV and that's a great game. Wut if
Hyung tried to participate in Smash TV and was killed by the shrapnel
man?
Probably the same as it is now, he never seems to update either way...bastard!
so is he dead or what? just wondering
My money would be on the chihuahuas,
if they were high on coffee candy.
O.K., pirates or ninjas?
f33r t3h Rum5f13ld.
http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845
The counter is going DOWN?
Oh well. Eat of my flesh.
http://www.textfiles.com/stories/bgcspoof.txt
Pirates. All the way.
"Oh yes it's ladies night, and the feeling's right..."
Dammit. The link's not working.
www.kontraband.com/html/movies/movies.asp?ID=1146
Counter now says 196. WTF?
Maybe, Hyung is having us ALL on, and he's jimmied the counter so we
can't reach 500. He's probably hoping we'll all get tired and go home.
Could Be. I check the board once a day or so, when things in the Real World are slow.
Come back, Hyung! We need you!
I'm not wearing any pants!
Do you masturbate to Gollum porn?
I think I speak for all of us when I say, "YARRRRRRR!"
I masturbated to midget porn! Xray porn was kewl too
Then let's
get that counter to 500 already! something inside me bets that Hyung's
enjoying the hits his site gets without having to be active... 
Tsk tsk tsk... always wanting something for nothing. That lazy bastard!
I, Personally, whack off to Hugo Weaving Matrix Pr0n.
http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/graphics/movies/matrix_deleted_gay_scene.mov
Uh, guys? I think we broke the counter...
i dunno, the midget/hugo weaver porn might bring him back... it brought me back...
He broke it!
*points at next poster*
whats the point of a counter that doesnt count??
if you take out the count its just an er
So, if I understand correctly that's a confession that
you are an er hater?!
Racist! Fundamentalist! Communist! Gollum wankist!
Hey, I resemble that remark. I may be a liar, a thief and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star.
Wait a-- then
that must mean this 'Shaking it with Chakka IV' porn anthology they
sold me last week is fake?! I want my money back, Tabby!!
I wonder if that's why Hyung left us, to pursue a career in porn. To be honest I definately saw this as his next step in life.
It's alright, guys, I have Hyung in a hole in my basement and am "encouraging" him to get busy.
"It draws the comic, and it puts the comic in the basket!
Or it gets the hose!"
[213]Then we
have to keep track of the count ourselves. Counting from AllanL5's 196
and in the hope that noone posts inbetween, this is number 213. No
broken counter shall thwart us!
sorry V but this is more like 260
[260]
I just like to say "thwart".
Thwart, thwart, thwart.
"Would you like some of our TWA coffee?"
"No, but I'd love some of your TWA tea!"
God, I love that joke.
[263] Is that from _Airplane_, the movie?
[264]
"We need to get these people to a hospital"
"What is it doctor?"
"It's a building, with patients, but that's not important right now."
[265]
are we even sure these numbers are right?
did someone count from the beginning or from the last
"supposed" post that guessed it.
and furthermore, am i the only one whose immensely creeped out
by the fact lord morgue pulled a buffalo bill on hyung?
[500]
Five hundredth post, woo!!
[267] Heh, heh, cheating will only delay the update more!
[268] I love
the wacky counter that lives by its own rules. Anyone figure out what
the pattern is? I'm unemployed and bored. Maybe I'll write down the
counter state and the corresponding actual count. Figure it out,
hopefully.
Nah.
and the apostle lord morgue declared :
"eat-eth of my flesh, this fanfiction. drink-eth of my blood this
germanic chatbot."
thus one of the disciples stoodeth up and prophezised "upon the 500th
post, wilt the being whom we owe this creation and our souls
return to us and taketh us to the land of milk and honey... or update."
[269]
The doberman vs. chihuahua pack brings up an interesting thought of mine from high school.
My friend's parents had 2 pet long hair chihuahuas.
One day I got the image in my head of pack of wild chihuahuas roming
the landscape of a pre-columbian Mexico.(I realize that this was never
the case)
I than began to wonder what their foodsource would be.
The next image that popped into my head was my pack of little wild chihuahuas taking down a water buffalo.
Don't ask me why a water buffalo, I guess that pre-columbian Mexico
looked a little more like Africa than Central America in my head.
Sorry for rambling, you all just made me remember and I thought I would share.
[270]Yep, 270
posts it is. Started counting from the 100 post, you know, from the
days the counter was still working. Not bad, not bad at all.
Well, we'll either get an update,
or I'll get to dance around in my new cartoonist-skin dress with my willy tucked between my legs.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Ah - the mangina. For those days when you think, "Man, I feel like a woman."
[273]
w00t.
The counter is at 197.
I vow, the 200th will be mine.
eat chesse.
275
Aw! I wanted to kidnap Hyung and force him to play video games with me
or I'll beat the living piss out of him with a baseball bat.
i didnt know piss was alive
277
Do you kiss your mother not knowing that?
I really like muffins, oh biscuits too!
[278]
i miss zim... its so hard to download the last season's
episodes. too bad, that show was funny. the tak
episode was classic. that and backseat drivers from beyond.
[280]
sorry, messed up the count in the last post, this is the real
number ^_^'
at least there's one more post to the goal.
[281]
I can understand where Hyung's been, because in my own mad scramble to
earn enough cash to live, I haven't had time to read this comic, let
alone draw it! Hyung, come back when you can, but not before you've
gotten yourself neutered. Ooops, wrong topic, that was on the ferret
rescue shelter board! (Might not be such a bad idea
though...NeuterHyung might be able to post more...less distractions!)
[282]
You know, i just realized how much of a hack Fritz Fraundorf actually was. At least he pulled it off well.
Neo Kojiro, you bastard. You posted and he didn't update!
[284] Wooo! I am electric jesus!
I have sent Hyung on a crusade to seek the holy kimchi; he will return once he has found it.
[284]
aw, hell, now we'll never see another update... we all know how well the last crusade went...
[285]
If Hyung dies in the crusade, dibs on the forums and
the saxophone!
[286]
Dibs on his tentcale pr0n!
Dibs on all his sketches of MiSung's ass!
Dibs on... holy shit - did Electric Jesus actually just say something other than "Wooo"?
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
[289]
Now that the world has ended... wut now?
290
Who thinks that Electrical Jesus is REALLY Hyung? I'm starting to think that.
I don't know, I've never seen him with his pants off.
Oh, wait, HYUNG. Never mind.
[292]
I hope the holy Kimchi will be as god for Hyung as it was for me...
Anyway, counter's at 198 now... heh, is this some kind of Diablo
counter, where you need tens and tens of posts (the equivalent of
billions and billions of kills) to advance one count (ie. one level)?
Well, that or maybe the counter itself functions
in a whole different level from us. While we, with our puny
human minds, may think that a counter should count in terms
of number of posts, the counter itself, one with the
sentience of the machine-gods of this age, is keeping track
-in an arcane sorta-countdown way- of the inverse number of
days 'til Hyung comes back (measured in Standarized Hyung
Units of Time).
And c'mon! What kinda freak woul've seen Electrical
Jesus naked?
*nervous laugh*
*deletes his 'special edition
bible' pics*
That's some deep shit man... But if it's inverse...and it keeps going up...does that mean we should give up all hope?
[295]
It means that weed to get five hundrend posts before we hit "200."
well lets look at the first sightings
post 195 - 180
post 242 - 196
post 273 - 197
post 292 - 198
no one was paying much attention before then
using excel i plotted and graphed and using a third order polynomial,
i was able to recognise a trend that should put the counter at 199 by
the 300th post and the counter at 200 by the 305-306th post
This proves that Hyung is a zany imp from the 5th dimension.
To get him to update, we have to get him to say his name backwards.
Gnuyh.
[299]
i don't like this new philosophical/scientific tangent
this comments page has gone to. what happened to the good old
discussions about hugo weaver porn? you've all changed.
So what you're really trying to say is, "I'm not the one who's crazy - you're the ones who are crazy!!!"
[300]
W00t Three hundred!!
I rule you.
[301]
*overthrows the dictator and declares a government of
the people. Is swiftly killed by the an important General
of the military arm of the People's Revolution*
Also, if you're right about that Gruntathon I would
totally like, freak out and call you awesome. Men (and women)!
We know our mission! We know the Holy Number! Let's
reach the heavens and bring down the Creator with the
strength of our posting!
I AM THE KING OF RANDOMNESS AND LORD OF ALL CATGIRLS!
[303]
No, you're not.
[305]
tru post number-
there were two that were numbered 284 that threw off the numbers,
some freak doesn't know how to count... don't look back!
just... take my word for it... thus chakka actually had the 300th post...
sorry tabby gurl ...
[306]
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU SO MUCH IN THE FUCKING BACK OF A FUCKING FUCK!!
*cries*
*notices the author of the faux 284. notices the author
of the correction*
HSWTFOMFGLMAO!!!1 It was all on purpose a plot to
make Tabby loose faith in the world! A PLOT!!!
It's okay,
Tabby - you can still have the 300th. I hereby abdicate the throne.
Besides, I don't like watching grown men cry (unless they've been hit
in the balls with a hammer, or are watching the LOTR 'death-of-Boromir'
scene. Then it's both acceptable and highly entertaining).
Stop picking on our honorary cat-girl and making him cry.
Woo! I am electric jesus!
[311]
So much for the graph mentioned earlier... Does this mean that Hyung's absence is growing exponentially?
[312]
I'm okay. I'm okay...
Sniffle.
[313]
Feel your pain, man...
And talkinb about zee pain, it would appear that Gruntathon...
is a FALSE PROPHET! Stone him! STONE HIM TO DEATH!
(Though in all truth, we can't hold against him the
fact that a scientific, statistical method didn't work
with an unworking, god knows why the fsck broken counter...
can we? :|)
314
Tabby's a catgirl and no one told me?
*Kidnaps Tabby and keeps her. SHE WITH THE OTHERS.*
Dude, Tabby's a guy.
DO'H!
Stone him to death? Man, that's gonna take a lot of ganja. Maybe if we used a bucket-bong.
Jesus Rey Mysterio Jr Christ,
the counter on the comic's comment box is down to zero...
Oh well, drink of my blood.
http://www.tenaciousd.com/fhg.html
Ah, Tabby loves being cyber-violated by gender-confused otaku.
[320]
This is number 320!
#321 (AND THE COUNTER IS STILL AT 198. IT TRULY IS BROKEN.)
BEHOLD! My theory on Forum Retardism!
http://www.deviantart.com/view/6144030/
sorry my numbers didnt work out
remember kids
polynomials are not the answer
and ed - about your theory - are you proposing that you yourself are a sufferer or this forum retardisation??
[322]
lol, geez, didn't realize everyone loved tabby so much... he
loses the 300th post (wherein he called you all bitches) and
everyone's comforting him... well have your false 300th post,
tabby, have it good *shakes fist*.
>Stone him to death? Man, that's gonna take a lot of ganja.
>Maybe if we used a bucket-bong.
man, i'm so gonna say that in my next history class...
[324]
DO'H
I meant bitches ina good way.
Y'know, the same way Dave Chapelle
says "BITCHES!"
"I'm Rick James, bitch. Show me your titties."
And, Ed, no molesting me.
That's why you have your lamps
and coutches and reclining chairs.
[326]
zing!
*bitchslaps 4n0nym0u5.*
[328]
[329]
How truly eloquent.
And I know a couple of friends who make bongs out of
2L coke plastic bottles. Don't know why but it always
struck me as amazing... their resourcefulness I
mean.
330
Is one of your friends named Cody Dylan?
I'm a big fan
of drainers - they employ both the bucket AND 2L Coke bottle
technologies. And have the capacity to knock you on your ass.
Kids, never combine beer and tequila and hashish. It is a recipe for
disaster (of the "painting your nude body and running the streets"
kind).
[332]
psssshhhh, ur juss pissed cuz tabby won't be ur cat-gurl AND u got massively burned :P
I didn't know tabby was a man, fag.
[334]
STOP IT... ALL OF YOU.. STOP IT. Ed, 4nom, and Tabby... don't you all
see... Hyung not updating is breaking us apart and making us want to
kill each other... STOP IT... FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY... CAN'T WE ALL
JUST GET ALONG?!
I guess not
In South Africa they use a broken bottle neck to smoke of the green erb.
Now that's hardcore, they must have throats and lungs like old tyre rubber.
Oh, I'm sure Tabby won't mind being part of EdFan's harem.
I mean, apart from being this board's resident sex symbol,
what's an animé catgirl collection without at least one dickgirl?
Vivé le Difference!
[337]
Now that sounds suspiciously like Ghastly... *squints
eyes at Lord Morgue*
And painting your body and running naked in the street?
while not on a frat party? Man, that's why the
only drug I take is checking the comi-- er... this comment
box! *twitches*
And I knew Hyung leaving would tear this family apart...
*shakes head and pats Chris in the back*
RESIDENT DICK GIRL!?!? WHAT!?
I don't think hyung is coming back...
Resident Dick Girl?
Hmm, that game must not have made the export out of Japan...
[341]
blah!
[342]For
those who don't check out www.somethingawful.com every day, head on
over to see the results of their March J-list contest. Those GI Joe and
IMADINOSAURus .mp3s are quite nice...
[342]
>I don't think hyung is coming back...
Maybe we need our very own Jakob the Liar?
[344]
...or [343] you decide!
Time for a fight to the death, I'd say.
... And one of these days, I swear I'll remember to number my bloody posts.
(345?)
[347]
I've got something cooking... Muwhahahahahah...
348
But I don't want a dick catgirl!
aheheheheh BWAHAHAHAHAHHA
hahahahhaha *sigh*
wait, what are we laughing about?
Wherever Hyung is, I say 4n0nym0u5 kiddnapped Hyung.
[351]
I'M NOT A DICK CAT-CHICK!!!
352
I didn't say that. Lord Morgue started the dickgirl bit.
353
HYUNG, GET OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND FUCKING UPDATE OR I WILL HUNT
YOU DOWN AND SHOVE SO MUCH SPAM FOOD DOWN YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING THROAT
YOU'LL BE SHITTING IT OUT AS YOU EAT IT!
[354]
thank you for so elequantly answering my question ed
altho i spose the correct term here would be comment retard...
"Neo Kojiro, you bastard. You posted and he didn't update!"
Sorry, no refunds. All sales final, all predictions subject to the winds of fate, all your base are belong to us.
Are you sure you aren't a cat-dick-girl? That'd be kinda hot. Especially if you had big tits.
[356]
No, no that would certainly not be hot in any way.
Look, Tabby, as long as we're all imprisoned in Hyung's Haloscan Lament Configuration Comment Box,
ONE of us has to be the chick. So...
"It puts the cat ears on it's head, or it gets the hose!"
[358]
Silence of the cat-girls?
Man, Hyung could use this comment box, and not run out of material for some time.
That is if he hasn't decided to abandon us.
Adalgeirr
[359]
And Tabby, this is why you need a name that is indistinguishable from a random string of
letters to the naked eye. No one can misconstrue my name.
That is unless they know what it means, but I'm sure someone will try now anyway.
[360]
...
[361]
Sorry, if that was weird. I've been writing about the Russo-Japanese war
for about 12 hours straight, just came here to get a break. You hopefully
can't blame me for being a bit odd.
Damn Procastination
[361]
Sorry, if that was weird. I've been writing about the Russo-Japanese war
for about 12 hours straight, just came here to get a break. You hopefully
can't blame me for being a bit odd.
Damn Procastination
[361]Yoohoo, I claim dibs on post 19x19.
Here's another conspiracy theory: maybe Hyung is using us as an experiment -
a master thesis on when exactly a dedicated cast of webcomic followers
goes ape insane when the artist decides to go into a limbo of sorts.
Perhaps he asserted the breaking point to be post [500]... *ominous glare*
[364] Or thirds 
you know what will be funny??
ed saying something random!!
*pokes EdFanMH*
If the fursuit fits, wear it.
[367]
Hmmm... Hyung is in Cali.. and I just finished watching Falling down
for the fifth time. I wonder if he was a store owner who got beaten...
and ever since, afraid of middle aged men in middle life crisis and
ties who look like micheal douglas (which counts for 2/3s of the
internet population).
Or maybe he just discovered www.uh-oh.com and has been masturbating
since, and is passed out somewhere due to protein deficiency and is
dying?
Just two viable possibilities...
[368]
The store owner part would certainly fit the graphical self-
depiction he has used countless times. Then, he would be
missing the shotgun.
But what if we pooled our collective resources to track
him down? I bet at least one of us here has some direct
information on Hyung (I'm putting my money on DFG. *nods*)
and most possibly have indirect clues as to his status as
still one of the living.
And I just woke up from a dream that combined people from
my high school giving me lifts to all kinda places in town;
a rape scene and a WW2ish WW3 with worldwide alliances
led by a merchant-house-ruled Confederacy, one by
a monarquish FFish, noble-house ruled US and a communistoid,
propaganda machine 'wecanmakeyouhappy
aslongasyouholdthat-
rifleforus' Japan -with really nifty green/yellow/red posters.
Lack of comic affecting much? Naaah. *twitch*
This is better than crack.
Poor Tabby - sacrificing yourself for all
of the real girls in this comment box who stay hidden for fear of inciting rioting,
or worse... I salute you, my brother, my captain, my king...
[370]
Cheaper than crack too.
Tabby, you are a brave and foolish soul.
[371]
Nothing is better than crack!
Tabby, uh... I like your shirt.
....pie?
[373]
Not better, just cheaper.
[374]
Wow, the counter stopped at 199, yet
we are all still going, and going, and...
I check by once a week or so, to see
if Hyung has gotten enough oomph to
come back and see us again. Apparently not,
huh. Oh, well, see you next week!
Later.
ramen are you sure that didn't actually happen?
376
PISS SHIT ASS TITTIES IN THE BUTTFUCKER MOLESTER!
[377]
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
I'm Dave Attel whore! Give me beer!
379
*The theme song music to Insomiac with Dave Attel starts playing.*
I game a lot and kick some ass.
On HALO, Call of Duty and UT2004.
Down cyberspace they creep,
they're all l33t you stupid fuck.
Come with me and you will see,
a banshee fight on HALO!
Kick the smacktard in the sack.
Game all day.
GAMING!
379
*The theme song music to Insomiac with Dave Attel starts playing.*
I game a lot and kick some ass.
On HALO, Call of Duty and UT2004.
Down cyberspace they creep,
they're all l33t you stupid fuck.
Come with me and you will see,
a banshee fight on HALO!
Kick the smacktard in the sack.
Game all day.
GAMING!
381
And that is what happens when you REFRESH after posting.
Comment 200!
....is mine! You were one short, and therefore not Hero of the Ages, like myself.
Tabby's Rick James, bitch. Show us your titties.
anyone else word associate "edfanmh" with "schizo"?
AND DMX DOES NOT SAY THAT!!!!! damn you tabby, trying to make rap look bad...
we all know he says "nigga I ain't gotta check out my motherfuckin
sleeves you bitch ass niggaz fuck y'all niggaz"
[386]
when am i gonna hear more insulting racist terms in rap music??
surely nigga is getting old
then again rap isnt really known for being dynamic...
probably because its made by niggaz
post 200
wake me at post 500, or when Hyung comes back.
[387]
Sometimes I dream at night that I'm a nigga, only to be sorely dispointed when I wake up...
[389]
YOU FUCKED UP MY COUNTING BITCH, TIME TO DIE!!
Oh, and my counter still says 199.
Post 200...
4 realz...
Yes, yes, y'all...
Yo yo yo, for
shizzle my nizzle, M-Dogg in the hizzle, where my droogs at, arf arf,
where my cat girl at? Tabby! Get back in your cage and code me a pie!
Yeah, my bitch better have my money, or I'll break my foot off in her
ass! 'Sup, Tiger Lily? Player hater! Player hater! I was fat, but now
I'm all that! Dump that zero and get yourself a hero! He ain't all that
and a bag of potato chips. What you got to do, girlfreind, is dump that
chump and get yourself a real man! Look at chu. You an ugly man! You
got no teef! Put the crizzleberries on the tofurkey! Float like a batty
boy! Sting like a beeeyatch! This ain't no Sears and Roebuck, nigga,
what you see is what you get!
Ugh, I'm hooked on ebonics.
[392]
*shots Lord Morgue seven times*
And yes, no one has undone the web of lies or broken the
cicle of chaos. No one has slain the prismatic drake-kin or
gave birth to the saviour of Kirguistan.
No one has yet claimed number two hundred.
*commits seppuku*
--and incidentally, what'ya mean if I'm sure if it happened, 4non?
i can still find no rational behaviour to the counter
is it strange i find it so fascinating??
I think it would be more fascinating if you found it strange.
This is... what, 394? Oh, the hell with this counting thang. I'm just gonna go listen to some more bad J-pop.
[394]
Whoa! Counter's at 199!
Wondrous people are screaming for 200!
What did I miss!?
Why am I so hyper!?
Woo I am not Electric Jesus!
...
Who are you?
[396]
Why did you take [394] away from me, Chakka? Oh, the humanity!
[397]
I can't stop thinking of Hyung whenever I hear Wang Chung's 'To Live and Die in L.A.'.
Wow, its like dejavu
I remember last time we were stuck waiting like this
I am electic jesus?
Hyung! Come baaaaaaaaack!
[400]
Four hundred, Nigga!
[401]
Congratulations Tabby. You have oppened the race for 500.
Everyone! Be brave! Be strong! Put on a pair of fresh underwear
and grab a cup of black coffee -without cream you fag!
May the Chosen One win!
Oh, and when I accessed the page, I got like three consecutive
'we aint loading this page, biznatch!' messages, so I,
in my foolish and junkieish hope, expected to be greeted by
an update. Now I know better and will never again know joy or
happiness.
lmao, dear
god, what have i started?! comment box full of wiggers *shakes head*...
rap's good, tho, like swollen members, jurrasic 5, kanye west...
anywho, regarding ramen's question, i don't know wut i meant, and i probably never will...
now i have a question... what's "Touched by J-Lo:In Barca for 11-M:Mad
Mullah Murder:Onyx Britney" all about, all in the bottom of the box?
lmao, dear
god, what have i started?! comment box full of wiggers *shakes head*...
rap's good, tho, like swollen members, jurrasic 5, kanye west...
anywho, regarding ramen's question, i don't know wut i meant, and i probably never will...
now i have a question... what's "Touched by J-Lo:In Barca for 11-M:Mad
Mullah Murder:Onyx Britney" all about, all in the bottom of the box?
[404]
awwwwww damn refresh button!!!!!!!!! o well, one closer to 500...
[405]
I blame the Lord Morgue Clone that said "BUTTSEX!!!"
Bastard made the comment box all stretchy.
alright lets make this interesting
first person to notice when the
counter goes 200 gets to have furrie
sex with tabby
O_o
When that Lord Morgue clone said "BUTTSEX!!" was it actually predicting Tabby's future? I think it was...
[409]
Oops, 409, last was 408. Yeah...you know how numbers work...
[410]
this sucks. i need my daily does of hyung
[411]
dose*
Post 100!!!
Wait, what did I miss?
ever closer to 500... we should make a rule that the last twenty posts, no
one can make consecutive posts (trying to get to 500)... cuz that's juss cheating...
DIBS ON POST 500!!!!!
boo yeah, bitches, i called it!!! all for 4n0nym0u5!!!!!
YES!!!!! I GOT 200!!!! TAKE THAT!!!!!
i'd like to thank, all the previous 199 people i had to step on to get
this great honor *sniffle*... this one's for you, Hyung... FREE TIBET!!!
Hey, the counter's at 200. Huh? T3# FURR4Y53X?
Aw crap, now I get 4n0nym0u5' sloppy seconds.
Oh well. Chin up, Tabitha! Fur Pride!
[415]
B-But... m-my counter still says "199!"
Someone help me...
[416]Actually, when i looked, i saw 200. When i came back it said 199, again. Fucking counter.
Oh, and there are no women on the internet. Just guys pretending to be women, and prison rape bitches like Tabby, there.
[417]
I hereby do witness and do declare with the full use of
my faculties that the counter is still in the bedamned
and accursed number of one thousand ninety nine (199) and
thus proceed to invalidate 4anon's or LM's claim to victory
and ultimate power.
With great respect and love of moonpie, the undersigned:
[418]
Addendum:
I'm a stupid foreigner who can't properly write numbers.
Also:
>--ing ramen's question, i don't know wut i meant, and i probably never will...
Ah, so you do claim responsability for the Jersey '98
killing spree after all? Boys, whack 'im.
Antonimos:
Are those words that, like, mean the exact opposite thing?
Like pirate and ninja?
LMFAO, thank god!!! i came back and thought i had a crazy moment when the
stupid thing said 199... damn man, i thought i actually had it, but that
fscking counter ; "why you little.." *strangles counter*... "uh.. he came
at me with a knife! you all saw it!"
damn it all... and i was looking forward to my FURR4Y53X reward...
there is no god...
*420*
What, pray, will those of us
without the appropriate appendages
get to do to Tabby if we win?
Does teh fuzzy bum sex count
if it's administered with a strap-on?
I merely ask for clarification.
Oh, and 500 is mine,
you cock-jockeying
cock-jockeys.
200!
Sorry, couldn't help myself. 
I suppose if
it's stuck in the bum it does in fact count as bum sex. So you're all
set Chakka, though of course you all know it will be I who recieves
this prestigious reward. So fsck off.
Dude, 420 is really the best time to smoke it.
[424]
Feh. As I am a vehicle of kharmic retribution I'll
get both 200 and 500 and then renounce any rights
whatsoever to sexual intercourse, thus freeing Tabby
from the shackles of the dementia of this comment box. You
sexual fiends, you!
Then again, Chakka, dear, strap-ons are Artificial. Unliving.
Cold. Might I suggest (were I not to win the race as I surely
will) considering alternative use of inappropiate existing
appendages?
I think Hyung's been at uh-oh.com all this time, meself, as was suggested (Chris, 367).
Fueled by Ramen - you slut, you.
I am open to any suggestions,
including from the Buttsex-ee
himself.
[427]
maybe rubber vetinary gloves chakka??
[428]
Charmed.
And now, is there any need for gloves at all? My suggestion would
be to dispense of them. Gloves are Artific--
No, wait. I already used that argument.
Uh...
*escapes*
Watch this thing.
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=158218&name=158218_The_Matrix_Has_You.swf&title=The%20Matrix%20Has%20You.&date=1080795600&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400
[430]
What does one need gloves for?
Are you implying that Tabby is "unclean?"
I don't think that's very nice.
Hyung... come back... we will find you... becuase we are many... we are... LEGION!
[432]
Do'h... forgot to give my number. LOL
Maybe the counter keeps going back
and forth between 199 and 200 so we
can ALL have a turn at violating
Tabby's sacred portal.
Oh happy day!
four-thoity-three
I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUY HYUNG
[435]
What would happen if I were to get
the 200 mark and/or the 500 mark?
Chakka? You said you're open to suguesstions?
How about... NOT RAPING ME.
Same for all of you.
[436]
No sex allowed with me.
[437]
You claim that as yourself, as if it's going to stop the rape. If
anything, that just upped my desire to rape you by two-hundred-forty
percent.
[438]
Hear, hear, Tabby ol' chap. And if you were to get the
200/500 post (an excercise in futility really. We all
know who'll take it), I've just received direct authorization
from one Hyung S. Kim* to go ahead with Protocol Five and
ask Lord Morgue for his insidiously-evil box-stretching clone
machine and make up a copy of you. I mean, if you're up to it,
of course -which brings to the presidential debate the
topic of 'would you do yourself? Like, if they made a
clone out of you?'.
Ah. And on that topic, it truly takes a master to quantify
his desire to rape someone with such accuracy. I salute you and
your knowledge of the self and its most basic desires, Kojiro, sir!
*Lies. Horrible, putrid lies.**
**All lies brought to you by Chakka Inc., 1984~2004
So, uh, did H.S.Kim die again or something?
(because he said that he was retarded for making things on a mac)
http://members.cox.net/clyqz/mac.swf
Yes, that's right - I AM lies.
always room for more pie
was it rape? or masturbation that makes baby Jesus cry?
[443]
EVERYTHING makes Baby Jesus cry.
Oh, and I
haven't a clue of exactly where he is either. I know where he used to
live, and that he was moving outside of L.A., but still near it.
AND I still have his @#$%in' x-mas present 'cause he never gave me his new address.
Didn't he left the mail of his brother (HSK's bro)
sometime on the page? Or didn't the guy once posted on
this comment box?
Kinda stalkery and intruddery of our part but... uh... *cough*someoneelsewilldoit*cough*
[446]
Okay, yes, I would do myself witha clone.
But that's COMPLETLY different.
447
Atta boy, er girl, erm, dick-girl.
Wait - I'm confused.
But with my cheap mail-order cloning kit,
all the clones do is go "BUTTSEX! BBBBUUUTTTTSSSEEEXXX!!!!!!"
...Alright, maybe that will work for our purposes, after all.
omg, we've finally broken tabby... he's even admitting he would have sex
with himself (narcissism anyone?)... although i can understand how that is
kind of appealing... *makes suggestive gestures at reflection in screen*
450
Do I get a gun throughout this?
lol, i thought we made it abundantly clear that this is a comment box where love is made, not war.
452
If we make love on these here comment boxes, don't we need some women
here also? I mean, on cat-girl/guy doesn't really count, especially if
they said No. I mean... NO means NO! Guys don't seem to understand
that... NO! NO MEANS NO!!! NOT TRY HARDER.... well.. most of the time
it doesn't!
[453]
I personally have never seen an
actual act of love made in this box.
NOT ONE.
Of course people have talked about
rape, but that's not quite the same...
[454]
thats all subjective isnt it??
and i hope we never see any sex in this box
unless hyung and/or may is involved...
[455]
THANK YOU.
No sex, please.
Maybe if Tabby gets #500,
s/he gets to violate the rest of us with hir outsize feline girl-hammer.
I mean, fair's fair.
[457]
I wish I could have an outsize feline girl-hammer...
200 comments. KICK TO PANTS. RECIEVE!
[459]
Yes, 200 comments is the goal which we strive to reach, mister
Miko, sir... not the actual status of the comment box's counter
to my knowledge.
And hey! Nothing wrong with doing yourself, 4non, ol' bean!
I mean, I would do my clone if I were not an extraterrestrial
lifeform who has trascended the need for sex...
*checks porn*
PORN!
*Kicks Ramen in the balls and takes the porn.*
I had a clone of me, but he died when one of my friends stabbed him.
Hey, free clones of Tabby for all! Then we can each have our own wanged catgirl for our individual purposes.
Granted, that purpose would essentially be sex, but i'd teach mine to cook and clean, so i can have a slave as well as a sextoy.
I got my own catgirls. I made them using female anime characters, living cat parts and a melding torch.
NOW WORDS FROM A STARFISH NAMED PATRICK:
"Everytime you sin, your penis grows smaller."
[463]
i wasn't implying cyber sex when i said this is a comment box of love
not war... 'twas ur dirty minds that warped it to that direction... shame
on u duurty, durty pplz
wut do u mean no girlz in this box? wut about dfg, me, and (assuming from
chakka's apendages question) chakka... and according to chance
mutations (made apparent by hyungina) a number of the clones MUST
be girls (although a lord morgue girl who screams buttsex could be too
disturbing to be erotic... or would it?)
Well, naturally we couldn't mass-violate a REAL gurl,
that would be sexist.
So Tabby gets some.
[465]
i just assumed EVERYONE here was male
except those who specifically said so
anyway got up to some fun last weekend
http://www.materials.unsw.edu.au/~sdavies/files/furnace.avi
(its about 4mb if you are wondering)
Hey, when you make assmuptions...
You make an ass outta you...
and mumptions.
If the mumptions have an ass, we can violate it!
With our outsize feline girl-hammers!
[468]I really like it that we all get to know eachother on such intimate levels.
As a more conservative City Hunter though, I'm wondering if there're any regular mallet-wielding girls out there?
Dang. Almost 500 posts. Will we boldly venture where none has gone before and get the counter to 200?
My instinct tells me that if we do, the Vulcans will actually come.
(Blame the weekend)
[469]
Sadly, I cannae see that which the prophets named as
furnace.avi. I will try again later, yet I fear its fun-ee
secrets will be forever obscured to me.
And dude, how cool would it be it Hyung actually came
and stole # 500 from us?
Thirty more, Pepe Jones. Thirty more.
[469]
Weekend blamed.
I'm staring to fear reaching the
illusive, yet beautiful *500*.
What will become of all of us once
we reach that unattainable height.
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
470
NO! IT WOULD NOT BE COOL IF HYUNG CAME AND TOOK OUR 500 WE WORKED FOR. NO!!!
472
oppsie... let me renumber this
473
wut if I just keep posting till I get to 500 and steal it from you all! BWAHAHAHAH
474
now, I just have to think of stuff to say for the next 16 or so posts...
475
Remember guys, I'm doing this so HYUNG CAN'T STEAL IT FROM US.. OUR HARD WORK!!! ALL OF OUR HARD WORKS
475
Remember guys, I'm doing this so HYUNG CAN'T STEAL IT FROM US.. OUR HARD WORK!!! ALL OF OUR HARD WORKS
[477]
No... Hyung wouldn't do that.
Rather, he'd update before we hit it.
[476]
I say to thee 'Nay!'
500 is a precious thing. It will come when it comes...
we can't force it. We mustn't force it. This last three
months... our hopes, our dreams... it's in there. All the
wives we lost because of box-induced neglection. All the
people we had to kill to find a computer in which to
post in time.
We're talking about the very fabric of dreams here, Chris.
That what is in those three numbers.
And yo' Ed! Gimme back my porn, biznatch!
476
Hmmm... I'll count those double entries as one. Stupid server!
478
Awww... you're right Ramen...
And anyway, I ran out of things to say
479
Ummm.. .that red face is supposed to be a sad face... not a grumpy angry face.
[480] < fo' realz! :P
If the double post is edited out, new numerologican analysis
indicates 480='true' for the purposes of our little thingy here.
That is, unless some other fudger posts between the last
post and mine because I'm such a slow typist.
And I'm glad you ran o--er, saw things our way. *nods*
[482]
No, you won't.
[484]
Goddammit, you're all idiots.
485
I'm an idiot?
[486]
Now Tabby, you're just saying that because you love us! =)
And I think I wont be able to witness the wonders of 500.
I have to depart the computer now and dine upon Mexicali-style
chinese food.
Be good, men and women. Be good and make us and papa Hyung
proud.
AWESOME!!!!!
487
So, soooooo close. I'm getting goosebumps, so high is the anticipation. Ooooooooooooooo!
I was just funnin' about the whole violation thing, Tabby. I only make the sweet, sweet love that is asked for.
(And yes, I am of the female persuasion.)
[489]
I think by now Hyung must owe us all a smoothie or somethin'. Or at least a Creamsicle. Cheapskate.
Well, Fuelled, the clip goes like this:
The thing goes FWOOOSH!
And everyone is like WOAH!
And then it goes ROAR!
And everyone runs away to a safe distance
and then they're WOAH! again
And then there's some giggling.
Damn, Grunt, what the hell is that thing, how do you turn it off, and
what did you tell the cops to convince them you weren't terrorists
trying to build a rocket engine to plow the Earth into the Sun?
500
I got #500 bitches!
[490]
[492]
[494]
Actually, counting from Fueled by Ramen's post [486], this is the correct enumeration.
[495]
Now, what if we hit 500 posts, the counter
magically turns 200, and Hyung
still doesn't come back? Oh, I
think my poor little brain will
melt.
SO CLOSE
GOD... I hope this is 500!
[498]
Wut if Hyung just came in and sweeped this away?
[499]
I think I'll let whoever wants to post post...
[500]
I couldn't resist... Is your brain melting yet? BWAHAHAHHA
Alright Tabby, order up!
[502]
I'm keeping the counter going, just for shits and giggles.
Who knows, maybe we'll hit 1000!
Oh, and Chris is a douchebag for winning the way he did.
how did we turn it off??
we had a leaf blower attached to a steel pole blowing air into the bastard
so when we turned that off it only took a couple of minutes for it to go down
the police have never bothered us, as all of the neighbours seem to have a superhuman ability to sleep through it all
"Prepared in innocence to meet our king of glory"?
"Tower of hell"?
"Seed of God"?
Damn, girlfriend, Chris da Amazing couldn't have been THAT good.
Well, that was fun. I say we whore out Neo Kojiro for #1000.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE TURNOVER!!!!! god damn u spammers, i
missed out on the beautiful moment... although it is kinda
anticlimactic since chris sacked it out of excitement, tabby's not
putting out, and... what else were we waiting for??? ... o yeah, and the
world didn't end... i still feel like i'm missing something...
anywho, count me in on the neo kojiro action... i've got a feelin' about
this time around...
Yeah, Tabby got lucky 'cause C.D.A. couldn't control himself and blew his post all over the comment box.
Lucky for Tabby, not so much for the rest of us.
Ewww, I don't like buck-cake.
Someone said using Macs was retard?
Check this out, its funny as hell:
http://www-edlab.cs.umass.edu/~ahelblin/misc/mac.html
[507]
Is it safe to come out yet?
[509]
Dammit, stop posting the same exact time I post.
Yeah, good luck getting me around here when you actually need me. I'll be busy playing pinball, or something.
[511]
Well, Tabby, ol' chap, the comment box is as safe as it
has always been.
And alas, cruel fate. On the one hand, the chinese food
rocked my socks. On the other hand, I missed 500. Why do I
feel so torn and guilty and filled with shame (and shark
fin soup)!?! Why did I have to be presented with this dark,
nefarious, choice?!?!?!
*kills himself*
Oh, and thanks for the furnace recap, señor Morgue. If only
my DAP'ed computer wasn't such a freaking baby and actually
worked... *l'sigh*
I may call my band "Feline Girl-Hammer".
But first I'll have to find some filthy humans I can actually stand near without performing the Raising Storm.
And learn to play something.
[513]
I've heard the triangle can be hard to master.
I was just watching Gruntathon's Infernal Device,
and if you watch carefully,
you can see the surrounding trees catching fire.
Sweet!
Thanks to my clone, now all my posts read like haiku.
Behold! El Hombre has returned!
Behold! El Hombre has left!
Who want some?
http://board.pullbbang.com/UserImages/갈아만든%20개.jpg
I dunno, that dog looks photoshoped.... And so do you!
ooo, i had that yesterday fo lunch!!!
well, by my count
this is post 519 -->""ooo, i had that yesterday fo lunch!!!
4n0nym0u5 | 04.05.04 - 11:25 am | #
so i have 520
"Crazykimchi
Mystery Theatre Presents: Murder at the Chateau," is a parody of
Tea-cozy detective stories with a bit of Lovecraftian sillyness plopped
in.
Heh. "What HP Lovecraft would write, if he had no writing talent and a cock obession."
(523)
This is what I get for actually
bothering to attend class.
524
NEW EVIDENCE ON CASE OF MISSING HYUNG!
It was "Breaddough hands"!
[525]
...in the hall... with the candleholder!
Uh?
LMAO
just thought i should let you all know
[527]
Great... I'm craving dog now... Nothing quinches my thirst better than doggie juice...
Eww... We're strictly all about the cat-girls here, CdA.
But, whatever blows your dress up.
Poke the bunny.
http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
JUST DO IT GODDAMMIT!
wow
poking that bunny is almost as satisfying as the kill everyone project
but without a chat...
[531]
Lord Morgue, you are a monster. I almost had a heart attack.
I mean... how gay would that be? Being killed by a bunny?
*pokes*
It's got huge nasty teeth!
Cat-girls, dog-boys... I'm a badger lover, myself.
What a butt munch, edit or get a life Hyung
[534]
Maybe the reason he hasn't edited was becuase he got a life... or girlfriend... or some dog juice...
[535]
Dog juice? What happened to the very strange and homosexual urge to have sex with a dick/cat-chick?
Uh, not that I liked the attention at all...
I'll go searching for some prono to post.
page3.com has all the porn you want.
And I suspect quite a bit that I don't.
[538]
There is NO WAY Hyung has got a girlfriend.
I mean, he's he's draws a webcomic...
539
I stuck 5 PS2 games down my pants AT the SAME TIME.
all things have a beginning and an end
note the interesting juxtaposition of the last 2 posts...
Shut the fuck up. ALL YOUR CATGIRLS BELONG TO ED.
[552]
Really? Sound to me like Ed's too busy having sex
with PS2 games to worry about catgirls.
[544]
And that should have been 5-4-3.
Math is hard...
[545]
I drew webcomics before... sucky webcomics... and I got a girlfriend... but not without the help of roofies.
plus well... I hid the fact I drew webcomics... for if she ever finds out... DEAR GOD!
[546]Not all
things have a beginning and an end. Don't ever believe trilogies whose
sole purpose is to educate people that you have to do a format C: from
time to time.
La la la Miss Saigon La la la la Miss Saigon la la la la Miss Saigon
(54
Um...
Crap, I forgot what I was going to say. All this talk of pr0n and PS2 has befuddled me.
*549*
And apparently my 8 has morphed into a smiley face. Stupid computer.
Actually, i like bunny girls, myself.
That makes it cat, dog, badger (badger badger badger mushroom mushroom), and bunny chicks, thus far.
To add more to the conversation, if Sephiroth were a woman, i do believe i'd be in love.
heh... mushrooms...
[552]You forgot the mallet girls, NK. And I'd watch out for impalements on giant swords, too.
In other
news, Neo Kojiro was seen raiding SquareEnix last night, beating the
shit out of people who have been working on FFXII to make it produce
faster.
Kochii Kochii LoL
BAdger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
And so, it is said that Hyung became a male stripper.
which can make sense because koreans have huge penises, unlike the japanese
speaking of
weird fetishes, you know what's always freaked me out, those weird nose
plugs that you put on jap girls and make them look like pigs. That
freaks the hell out of me. That and scat... leave it to those wacky
bastards from Japan.
THOSE wacky bastards from Japan gave us MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE (MXC) on Spike TV.
I came, I saw, I passed out.
Badger badger badger SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE!
[662]
i havent seen the badger mushroom snake thing in ages
have those guys made anything new recently??
that doesnt suck??
( 563 )
They made a version of LOTR: Two
Towers with all of the deleted
Badger scenes restored. It's not as
good as the original, but then again, what is?
I prefer the 'End of the World' movie, myself.
Man inject the damn penis hormone...
Korean Penis POWNED Japanese Penis & Chinese *if they have one*
Kochiii... Kimchiii wtf so close damn
"Crazykimchi
Mystery Theatre Presents: Murder at the Chateau," is a parody of
Tea-cozy detective stories with a bit of Lovecraftian sillyness plopped
in.
[565]
...I'm still here? I should be going. Going home, yet.
Damn.
Only... you can't go.
Surely, you want to go. Maybe, you even wish to go.
In fact, it's quite possible that you want to return home and
bake cookies so hard that you could cut trees with the sheer
force of your unconquered will.
But you can't go.
The comment box now has you.
Welcome to Hell.
Well, it's worse for some people more than others.
i couldn't have said it better myself...
damn u tabby!!! posting b4 me!!!
damn u browser!!! screwing up my name!!!
[572]
Vic: And
there goes Ed on the surfboard of death. *Ed jumps over the dolphin and
his his balls, falls over and lands head first.* THAT'S IMPACT REPLAY
QUALITY THERE! *Replays the scene again in slow motion.
574
The counter went down 1. Hyung's screwing with us again.
[575]
Thanks 4, ah try.
[576]
Ah, html tags, my old foe.
As I was saying: "*post screwing smiley*
Truth be told, mr. FanMH brings forth a matter of grave concern.
That of us not only not reaching 200 but, in fact, moving farther
from that goal.
The reasons behind this ghastly turn of events could be the
ones he mentions... or it could be that the comment
box-gawds are angry at us again.
I propose a sacrifice."
Oh where, oh where has my Kimchi gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?
I say we sacrifice 4n0nym0u5. You never said virgin sacrifice.
[579]
Dang!
I knew I was forgetting something in my last post...
[579]
No offense to tabby, but shouldn't we be sacrificing cat girl/guys or something? A little be more pleasing of an offer.
You know, if I was a god, I don't think I'd like virgins to be sacrficed to me, I'd want milfs!
Why did the counter go down to 198?
560
Fuck it. Let's just sacrifice a fucking cow.
562
Damn you, 4n0nym0u5! You threw the count off!
the counter exceeded INT_MAX_VALUE. they should consider using 64-bit integers. or is it 'KIM_NOT_HEAR_TOO_LONG'. aiiiiiiiii!.
[who the fuck knows anymore...]
Maybe the counter is saying we should all start a cult
and drink some Kool-Aid.
ALL RIGHT!!
(oh, that was supposed to be the Kool-Aid guy...yeah...)
And nothing is cooler than Kool-Aid man crashing through walls!!!
...
Except sex...
...
I've heard...
...
I guess...
...
*cries*
a.) counts been off since beginning of 500
b.) we must sacrifice to Hsyku-Gunim,duh
c.) virginity is dead suckas, so i think we can agree from the previous
post that Fueled by Ramen is our best shot... bust out the bunny
sacrificing outfit!
[I know it's about 587 yo]
It's not quite hell, more a kinda limbo of sorts,
one where it's hard to get out of, putting our survival skills to
unparallelled heights.
We'll get out of it eventually, I'm sure.
Meanwhile *looks at the counter*... wtf? Defying all logic, are we? Mrmm...
[or then again, 589]
"Crazykimchi
Mystery Theatre Presents: Murder at the Chateau," is a parody of
Tea-cozy detective stories with a bit of Lovecraftian sillyness plopped
in.
[It's something unpredictable but in the end is right: 591]
Dang!
I just knew taking that vow of celibacy and putting on
those chastity boxers was a bad idea.
True, being one of the hip virgin kids on the block was cool,
but the gruesome fate foretold the day that (rather painful)
lock was sealed, has finally come back to bite me in the ass...
Although, on the bright side, I get to die dressed in a
bunny suit which will guarantee great amounts of mocking as mad
priests offer me to the ethernal hunger of souls of an old,
forgotten deity of unfathomable molluscian evil by the
means of an excruciatingly painful ritual that lasts from one
equinox to the next one and involves the seven natural oriffices of
the body, (round tipped)
scissors and a garden gnome! Yup, lucky ol' me!
...
Wait a sec-- *click*
[592]
And I bet that '"Crazykimchi Mystery Theatre Presents: Murder
at the Chateau," is a parody of Tea-cozy detective stories
with a bit of Lovecraftian sillyness plopped in.' fellah is
actually Hyung either mocking us and our loyalty or giving
us a clue as to when he will return.
*is taken off to a white, padded room*
Actually,
Thinkin, a herm Sephiroth (more to say, a female Sephi with a wang)
would be the most enoyable Sephi form to impale me with anything.
Actually, Tab, i'd beat people to whip out a higher-graphics FF7,
complete with hidden naked shots of all the females, and Tifa on a
trampoline.
Anarachy is abound. The counter is going backwards, we lost our counts... DEAR GOD NO!!! THE MADNESS!!!!
[595]WOULD TEH 1337 H4XX0r TAMPERING WITH THE MESSAGE COUNTER
-AND MY SANITY-
PLEASE SET IT TO 200? THAT WOULD SO r0XX0r!
[596]Neo Kojiro, that's a bit scary.
But actually, I'd beat Square-Enix to bring back my level 99 Aeris of
which the designers, in a raging fit of insanity (must've been stuck in a message box too),
thought it was so cool to 'remove' her of the character roster after CD 1.
I slaved endlessly on getting her to max level... *curses*
Luckily, years later, I found out that my anger was shared by
Linkin' Park. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it
didn't really matter indeed.
Ah, FF7, sweet memories of blissful speedplay, powerleveling and unlimited rage.
I have a confession to make...
I have never played a Final Fantasy
game. Never. Not a one.
Can I still hang out with you guys,
or am I going to be lynched?
*597*
Ah, virgins.
Arg. The
counter's actually going backwards... oh well. I'm making some galbi
and bulgogi tonight. Hyung, if you are really actually there and just
screwing with us, consider the K-BBQ a sacrificial offering and please
update!
[598]
PS. Pshaw, FF6, all the way! Super Famicon forever!
Sex with Tifa, Hermy-Sephiroth and cat-girls on a trampoline,
while Kool-Aid Man busts through the wall at the moment of climax with refreshing post-coital Kool-Aid for all!
OH YEAAAHHHHH!!!!
*600*
That sounds like my last acid trip.
[601]
Gah... I've seen so many Tifa doujins, she's not even hot anymore...
[602]
I personally like Yuffie... one of FF7's unsung heroes... along with that plushie moogle thing with the cat.
603
If you thought seeing Tifa was bad, wait until you see LARA CROFT in Tifa's clothes!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/1746812/
But, wait. THERE'S MORE! A Yuffie chase sequence!
http://www.deviantart.com/view/4765845/
604
Fuck, it's now at 198!
Mine's at 197.
[606]
YAY... thank you Ed!
I wonder if anyone is going for the 666 spot?
607
Fuck no!
608
Who knows? 666 might bring Hyung back.
[609]
The number of the beast? A beliavable theory... :p
[610]
I dunno... I find Yuffie very sexy yes,
but I think it's because of her hair style.
You know, that sexy asian look she has to her.
Becasue I also find Sun Shang Xiang from
Dynasty Warriors very sexy, also.
Asians chicks are pretty sexy.
WTF Yuffie, Man crossdressed Cloud is HOT lol damn you Hyung... infected my sex life...........
Fuck time to fuck latino chicks...
When the counter reaches zero, the universe implodes.
You have been warned.
No, the universe will implode if Michel Jackson makes another movie.
[614]
I personally want teh 667 or 665 spot... neighbor of the beast! LOL.
Oh yeah, and I was highly dissapointed with the yuffie link ed sent. I was right about to cum and then BAM... bad pic. Atleast it wasn't the pic of Hirasu... or however you spell his name. s/he's scary because s/he's so hot.
615
Here's another pic!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6283291/
Gendo Ikari *Writing a letter to the Roaming Knome*: I have your cousin, and if you want him back, send me porn.
[616]
When I saw those black, empty eyes, a piece of my soul was consumed
by the great apocalyptical worm that resides behind them.
Incidentally, can anyone translate the prhase 'a bag of
milk and a Player's Lights' from Canadian to English?
*617*
Easy - that's an old piece of Canadian folk wisdom, kind of the equivalent to "All that and a bag of chips."
What, you guys don't get your milk in bags? I thought that was a universal thing.
*618*
P.S. - Evangelion scarred me for life. Fucking Gainax.
He's on a pic roll!
A friend finds out I'm going to the same forum as him again.
http://www.genfguy.ch/pictures/JustinBack.gif
AND RE SOFT-CORE PORN (Claire Redfield is ready for tentical rapping by Ghastly at anytime.)!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/1739333/
[620]
Well, we do get milk in bags down here Chakka... but see,
since the whole feces-in-the-milk-in- bags-that-the-Mexico-City-
gov-gave-almost-for-free issue, I've been a happy carton buyer.
(search milk @ http://www.able2know.com/forums/about20184.html&highlight=)
{621}
Actually, a herm Tifa sandwiched between Aeris and Sephiroth would probably be the hotest thing i could
imagine. Ay least, that's strictly FF7-based. I found Yuffie cute, but not as lovely as Tifa.
Actually, Tifa's body is more for fanservice then anything. But, then again, i don't think most game
creators take the time to match the fanservice's body to her personality. I dunno if i'd like her as much
without her dynamicly large boobies.
Where's the beef?
http://www.textfiles.com/100/beefstar.hum
[Seiscientos Veintitres]
Damn.
Man, that sure brought back the memories. You know, back
in the day, when we all used to spend the hours discussing about
meatshakes and whatnot and Hyung
still gave signals of
life and we all ate apple pie in the porch. Good days.
*cleans tear*
But seriously, though. That guy is effing sick.
"Crazykimchi
Mystery Theatre Presents: Murder at the Chateau," is a parody of
Tea-cozy detective stories with a bit of Lovecraftian sillyness plopped
in.
[625]
I started one of those e-mail diplomacy games a couple of days ago, and by golly do i have a fucking headache already...
[626]
Up the ass!
*627*
Don't forget the pie!
628
Unfortuntly, Jason Biggs just stuck his penis in the pie again.
damn, u guys had quite a convo while i was gone!!! hehe, man, i can tell u
i've never played FF7, but i know all the characters from the hentai
doujin that pop up everytime i go to a seemingly innocent site (ones named
by the likes of page3.com & uh-oh.com, damn u ppl who posted that
*shakes fist*)...
anywho, i started re-reading the cktp: matc thing from the beginning
when i got stuck at my aunt's house and it's pretty damn good... i got
hooked all over again... i'm still so impressed by hyung's confident art-
work.. i always overdo any frames that i do which makes it worse... he
gets these crazy serious pages between the humor and plot sections... anyone know wut gave
idgie the idea to look behind the desk? i never got that, and it seemed like the piece of paper gave her a
hint, but i couldn't see the connection...
[630]
The counter is still going backwards...
[631]
Four-n0n, ol pal, I think Idgie said it best when she uttered
the lines: '...It can't be that simple could it?'
In Part 4 'Discovery', if you see the frame when Idgie is holding
the slip with the initials against the background of the room
you can see that they somewhat correspond to the background
itself: the folded curtains form the K, the desk forms a weirdish
S-shaped form (if you look at it for a long time) and the other
piece of furniture on the left forms the H. Now the S has some
sorta mark innit so Idgie, with her super-kewl-detective-powerz,
came to the conclussion that something must be hidden behind
the desk that formed the S.
As you can see, yes, it can be that simple.
*I just spent around 5 minutes of life searching for that
useless trivia fact! I demand reward!*
woohoo!
i never got that one
it makes perfect sense now
thank you ramen!!
in return, you get to have furrie sex with tabby until the counter retreats to 196
Urgh! 4n0n, when you're shaking your fist to page3.com and uh-oh.com,
keep it to yourself, dude! Too much information.
I mean, it's not like whacking off to Tabby, we all do that.
We were whacking off to Tabby? I thought it was Ed we were whacking off to?
YES!!!! THANK U RAMEN!!!! i never quite got that, but that is hella clever...
lol, hey, this comment box is free speech and body movement, i'll do
wut i want, when i want, whether shaking my fist or exposing my left
breast if i feel like it... u don't like t3h 1nf012m4t10n change the
channel... or webpage... >P
[636]
So... are we wacking off to 4n0n's left breast now? Wouldn't the right feel lonely?
Breasts are never lonely. Like all twins, they have a symbiotic connection that transcends the barriers of time and space...
[638]
Like the trans-dimentional wang?
best analogy ever...
my breasts don't get along anymore to tell truth... it seems the right
one is jealous of the attention the left one is getting...
dammit
[641]
So, will the counter reach 0 before Hyung comes back?
[642]
Probably, either that or we'll all stop posting before then because
we'll be to busy wacking off to some obscure body part that someone mentions.
Oh! I get dibs on Tabby's tail for my fantasies.
[643]
Aaand you're welcome guys, glad I could be of help.
But... dang, SnS! Someone always gets the best parts before me...
guess I'll have to settle for the larynx, the eustachian tube
or some unsexy part like that.
And dude. I said it once and I'll say it again: moms are hardcore.
(( http://gopkorea.blogs.com/flyingyangban/2004/04/mexican_woman_d.html ))
holy damn, i don't think i could ever do that... i wonder if she'll regret
it a few months later when the baby doesn't stop crying... poor kid, his
mom's got the perfect guilt trip for him now : "I performed my own C-section for you when you were born
and THIS is how you repay me?!"
*645*
My uterus just fled in terror.
{646}
I keep forgetting Chakka's a chick. I keep imagining Wakka from FFX, instead.
[647]
What makes you guys think that I'm furry, anyways?
*648*
Don't worry - even I forget I'm a
chick sometimes. As for you,
Tabby... hell, I don't know. Ask
Ed.
lol... this comment box is so scandelous...
650 bitch!
*Points at Chakka after her uterus fled.*
HAW HAW!
(Hides from rampaging uterus)
[652]
phht!
sif hide from such a a pussy-weak uterus
real uteri take their example from the umbilecal cord! chomp, stab,
cut, tear, it doesnt matter as long as it gets rid of the baby
CUM & OVER I will CUM U All The Way
Men & Women Welcome to CrazyCumShinKimchi.com (CUMtastic)
[654]
My next message will be [765].
[656]
I am utterly confused.
[656]
...and I also can't count.
*657*
Don't you be calling my uterus
a pussy!
Wait a minute...
"What makes you guys think that I'm furry, anyways?"
Tabby-Chan
Same way we know you're a kawaii neko-dick-girl. Wai!
Now get back in your cage and code me a pie. Myaa!
[659]
Sigh... I hate my cage....
"Crazykimchi
Mystery Theatre Presents: Murder at the Chateau," is a parody of
Tea-cozy detective stories with a bit of Lovecraftian sillyness plopped
in.
[701]
Aaahhh, motherland?
*662*
It seems we've broken someone's mind.
Champagne for all.
YES!!!! so wut do u guys think broke him? the rampaging pussy uterus or edfanmh? it's a pretty slim draw...
[664]
It was that new Slim Jim's commercial.
Jeez... two posts more and we are upon the 666th.
[665]
woot!!
devils neighbour!!
i live next door to the dark lord...
[666]
Come on everyone. We need to get the counter to 0 so Hyung will come back.
I'm guessing it will be around post 1000 or so.
Massive death by car crash.
[668]
I'm sure it won't be until about
1,000,000 until the counter of evil hits zero.
Hey, you know who haven't heard from
in awhile, Electric Jesus (or something like that...)
[669]
...or Cave Fish... or DFG. Maybe Hyung took his favorite
disciples with him and ascended to the right side of the good
Lord's throne with them all.
I'm just surprised he didn't took Lord Morgue's clones with him.
They are without a doubt, a saintly lot.
Oh, and just to make it official, let it be known that the comment
box's infernal overlord of darkness, despair and assorted un-nice
stuff is Adalgeirr (which is Hyung in disguise ah bet!) and no
other. Let it be so.
Sorry, but like, y'know.
[671]
Link time. Those who like trance music, should try out
www.trinodia.net
15+ quality trance tracks up for download, and it's entirely free.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm still here, and still faithfully checking the site.
Come back to us!
No, stay away!
We're having too much fun running perverted rape-lotto games with the malfunctioning counter!
We've got Kawaii Magical Dick Girl Sailor Neko-Tabby,
Chakka's rogue reproductive system,
Morgue clones that say BUTTSEX!,
Pie,
Ass Pie,
Outsize Feline Girl Hammer,
the Gruntathon Furnace,
Badgers,
Mushrooms,
SNAKE!,
the hose,
and enough Kool-Aid, Meatshakes and crack for everybody!
Now that be a party.
Oh yeah- eat of my flash, I mean flesh.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161186
[675]
Brings a tear to the eye, that ol' Morgue.
The Pringles ninjas flipping out and not even thinking twice about
it didn't scare me as much as... "teh br1de's"... unorthodox... weapon.
Yes.
And for a second there, I thought you were pissed off, DFG.
Then I recalled that for this comment box's central smileying unit,
sadness equals pure, unadultered anger and hate.
Wooo! I am electric jesus!
(spent 8 days in cuba, back now)
[677]
I wanted either 665 or 667. What would ahve been funny is if electric jesus came in at 666. LOL.
*678*
... but I love massive death by car
crashes.
(?)
hah, ass pie...
wuts this about car crashes chakka?
(y does that name remind me of shaka khan?)
[677]
I wanted either 665 or 667. What would ahve been funny is if electric jesus came in at 666. LOL.
[680]
Wut the... how did that post agian?
I'm still here, and still faithfully checking the site.
Come back to us!
[682]
Sigh..................
[684]
I claimed 665 in your stead Chris!
Anyone else would have wasted it
Plus this is wierd my sister just had a car crash
I bet John Edwards knew before hand...
[685]
Oh schnap! I hope your sister is okay, Gruntathon.
Sweet, infernal, evil, despair, and unnice stuff.
I've always wanted to be able to tap into vast reserves of unniceness.
All that, and I'm Hyung in disguise... I'd better get to drawing.
Oh yea, I can't. All I can do is bad Photochop effects.
http://members.cox.net/josh.garner/dbj.jpg
Kamehameha!!
Speaking of Hadouken, anyone read Japanese around here?
http://207.158.218.112/alice6/teketeke/VTRclip.html
What the hell is that, Street Fighter V.S. Basket Case?
[688]
Japanese shows escape any definition or attempt to bound them
by logic or sanity.
Just surrender to them and enjoy the freaky, sadomasochistic
contest shows.
And I just finished reading around 2 TBPs and 8 issues worth of
this certain comic called Fables. I didn't knew men could have
Multiple Intelecutal/Visual Orgasms. Just thought I'd share.
(Hope your sis is ok, G. Car crashes are a b_tch.)
heh that reminds me; last winter there was a whole lotta snow/ice and we
live on the street thats just between the shitty backroads and the
nice road into town... of course the right side is the road into town so
it's driveable, but the left is just ice... i send my bro to run errands
and he goes LEFT like a dumbass, probably to do some dumb shit.. he
gets five ft, slides into a ditch, and calls me to get him and to call a
tow truck.. he wasn't even on the insurance, so i had to take the blame
so we wouldn't have to tell the police officer who stopped to check
out the car when my bro came home that he was driving w/out insurance...
my parents still don't know bout it, but i think they've figured it out
from the dent in the driver side door and the scratches all along the front...
*690*
Apparently, according to post #667 (the other neighbor of the Beast),
I have a massive fear of death by car crash. It's all lies - I fear NOTHING!
Except clowns and naked mole rats.
691
I knew Hyung was masquading as one of us.
heh... i totally missed the " ...'s fear" part, i thought you were just
spewing random sentences from shock of having your uterus up and leave on
u X(
[693]
Hyung.............................
Where are youuuuuu.............
I've been reading Alice in Wonderland with my Nadsat translator.
The executioner's argument was, that you couldn't cut off a
gulliver unless there was a plott to cut it off from: that he had
never had to do such a veshch before, and he wasn't ittying to nachinat
at HIS raz of jeezny.
The King's argument was, that anything that had a gulliver could be
beheaded, and that you weren't to govoreet chepooka.
The Queen's argument was, that if something wasn't done about
it in less than no raz she'd have everybody executed, all round.
(It was this last remark that had made the whole party smot so
grave and anxious.)
I hAvE YOuR cOmIC arTiST.
if YoU WAnT hIM RETurNed,
LEAve $5,000 iN uNMarkED,
nON-SeqUEnTIal BiLLs oUtSiDE
thE oLD pORno thEAtEr.
ComE AlONe.
1 h@v3 Hyung'$ P0rn0.
1f h3 1$ t0 3v3r $33 1t @g@1n, g1v3 m3 th3 DNA of @ll of th3 f3m@l3$ 0f KF! 1 w1ll b3 w1th Anonymous 1n the 0ld P0Rn0 Th3@T3R.
C0m3 @l0n3.
[697]
I love the hadokan picture. I'm going to do one later now! BWAHAHAHAHA
[698]
Why would you ever want that DN-- oooh, that!
Guess in which box of this awful mess called Los Angeles map
is Hyung gonna end up living in and earn a good ol' corn on the cob.
Hyung's treat.
[699]
...or in which square will his ravaged, months-long
corpse will be found in.
...
In which case... it's Tabby's treat.
[700]
In the meantime, here's some good old-fashioned Scooby-doo/Fat Albert lemon fic to cheer us up!
http://web.textfiles.com/humor/scoobybert.txt
That being said, I am now going to lobotomise myself with an ice-cream
scoop in a futile effort to rid myself of this terrible visual imagery.
Neo Kojiro and Chris Da Amazing might get off, though.
Hyung is still AWOL??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VERY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol, that is one of the most quotable quotes in anime... it's just so... versatile
you know, i'm
starting to really doubt hyung will come back.. that makes me sad...
after the 500 disappointment, i've lost my faith in the resurrection of
hyung....
[705]
If he's really been kidnapped though, does anyone
really care enough to pay the ransome money?
And which old porno theater is he at?
I know PLENTY of them...
*706*
And do we really want his porno back
after Ed's had his hands (and god
knows what else) on it?
[707]
Thats something that has always worried me about webcomic artists.
If something happened to one how would anyone know?
I really doubt "Hyung Sun Kim died today, in a hail of gunfire in a
L.A. gang shootout," would make the front
page of any paper that I might end up reading.
This isn't a problem with artists who update on a regular schedule.
Then when they are gone for a month you just know that they are dead.
Since Hyung has so many frequent absences we just don't know.
i aM wiLliNg tO bArGaIn.
hOw aBOuT $2,500 iN uNmARkEd,
nON-seQueNTIaL biLlS?
i WilL sTiLl bE bY tHE oLD
pOrNO ThEAtER...
YoU kNow, tHe oNE wiTh tHe
nEon sIGn...
[709]
Sorry.... I was away masturbating to fat albert and scooby porn. What did I miss?
710
Anonymous ment the porno theater in Vice City, FL.
ohhhhh, that one... well why didn't he just say that in the first place....
He's prob
just on break and laughing his ass off at our posts.... or dead...I say
someone start a search party. I would but i just dont care that much.
[714]
"And do we really want his porno back
after Ed's had his hands
(and god knows what else) on it?"
You know, I'm sure someone on e-bay might want it all the
more after such... events took place.
"Since Hyung has so many frequent absences we just don't know."
...and then we weep. Oh, yes, we do.
[715]
Here is a linkie for all of you
http://www.fascinating-destroyer.net/kelly/chuckpalahniukguts.htm
It deals with the topic of masturbation in a way, since the last few posts has been on that... in a sort of weird way.
I heard
Palaniuk read "Guts" live, and two people in the audience passed out.
We were the last stop on his tour, and he said something like 50 people
had passed out along the way, with one or two at every stop. So, just
to let you know, the story is pretty damn gross. That said, I highly
recommend it.
Whoops. Forgot about the side-scrolling thing.
Sorry.
The world needs more clever
euphemisms for masturbation,
like "coaxing the reluctant panda"
and "tweaking Hitler's mustache".
oKAy, hOW 'bOUT tHIs...
$10 iN mARKed, SeqUEnTIal biLLs,
aND a bOTtle oF jAcK DanIELs?
sTilL aT thE pORNo tHeATer...
your gonna be waiting a loooong time buddy boy... and with ed & his
stash.... you might need to worry about ur own ass more than anything else....
Have any of
you considered the possibility that Hyung might gainfully employed,
sorting out his life, fullfilling his needs after letting go of a lot
of shit that mostly made him all stressed out, and perhaps even getting
laid once in while? Maybe he is out there, being happy? Wouldn't that
be a good thing? You guys are all so selfish.
Woo, what a rousing round of pinball.
So, you're Misteroo, now, Morgue, or was that just a flash link in general?
Also, i don't get off to text. Even i have my limits.
7
2
3
market research suggest that text gets people off more than any other
device, include ass-sucking pumps, thought there is no research to back
up those claims
and my sister wasnt hurt in her car crash, just her car
thank you for the concern!!
Naw, my flesh is Mysteroo's Flash.
My blood is Scooby Pr0n!
ROOBY DOOBY DOO!
Oh, that reminds me...
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm
This man is my hero.
[725]
I love how everyone ignored the post about
Hyung living a "normal" and "happy" life.
Of course who in their right mind would believe
he'd be capable of such things. Not I!
Oh...uh...porn is great!
Like I said... completely selfish.
[727]Yes, of course. I have no problem with HSK sorting out his life.
I just hope he can find the time to tell us about it so that we can move on with our lives too and escape from this,
the twilight comment box.
Showertime.
And what
exactly do you think the meaning of "In Media Res" from the 30th of
january was? Sheez... I mean, there is obviously the widespread problem
of reading for context amongst the general population, but when the
text actually has PICTURES to it, and people still don't get the
message...?
So then, I'll call you selfish and stupid.
*729*
Bearing in mind that he then updated
the comic...
Hyung seems to need some time to sort
out his artistic-existencial-angst:
the fear of the god-like power that
artist has over the vicarious experiences
of his audience (and the existence
of his little world of characters.)
Use the angst, Hyung. All the insanity
will only make your comics that much
better.
[731]
Unless it drives you into a catatonic
state, which would result in a series
of fan suicides, which just expresses
the reasons for the artistic-existencial-angst
in the first place.
Oh no, the spiral swirls in on itself!
How very diabolical of you, Hyung.
Hope you feel like updating again soon.
Hope you move somewhere where the birds
sing you good morning.
Has any web artist ever faked a
kidnapping in order to motivate
donations?
That would be really interesting.
Or maybe it would be really depressing?
I think all sorts of people would come
to Hyung's aid if he ever posted
a plea for help.
They would come out of the woodwork.
Even if only to still the spiritual
hunger for Hyung's graphic
Soma.
[733]
Also, I love you.
Hyung's kung-fu has advanced to the
point where he no longer diludes
his senses by chasing pleasures, nor
does he shrink from suffering.
He lets all things flow through him,
accepting them for what they have to
teach him along his spiritual journey.
*My Hero!*
That does not mean that he's not
sexing. Don't they say it's the
fastest way to enlightenment?
[735]
And finally someone wrote
something that wasn't semi-
retared, but actually had wit,
some style and was kinda
funny to read...
Yeah, I'm hard to please.
*Points a gun at Kevin*
I got Kevin, Hyung. Update or he and the other KF! crew gets lead in their heads.
[738]
Who cares about wit and style when you have
kidnapping stories, Scooby-Doo porn and the prospect
of having your way with Tabby, our resident cat-girl
love doll?
I rest my case.
In the meanwhile, what's with this?
http://mitglied.lycos.de/carloscm/kim/kim.php
Some asswipe swiping artworks from Hyung.
It's hardly "swiped" if it's credited and a link to Hyung's site is in the page.
FUCKTARD
thanks for the link, BTW.
OH, and as long as he's paying for the hosting, there's hope he'll be back
we all know if that some webartist claimed they had been kidnapped and
required a certain amount of $$$ in the donations to be released, that
we'd all ignore it... WB has done that shit so many times, we'd all be
too pessimistic to believe it was true even if it turns out it really
is true...
oh, and that guts story was really really gross.. i dodn't know it was
by the same guy who did fight club tho...
"It's hardly "swiped" if it's credited and a link to Hyung's site is in the page."
Up yours, motherfucker. Hyung had already thrown several fits at people doing the same without permission.
I like the old "Anonymous" better
than this new one. He was much less
stuffy.
I felt it best to post something, since all posting seems to have inexplicably stopped.
Or maybe just the counter stopped. Either way, it looks bad. Bad for everyone.
[746]Relax, it's never bad. Heck,
we're on our way to (app.) post 750
as we speak.
Hmm... about time to change into
VWorkin. Dust!
Woo! I am Electric Kojiro!
"Up yours, motherfucker. Hyung had already thrown several fits at people doing the same without permission."
So you're going to throw a fit in his place then?
haha, u juss got zinged by chris!!!!
[el 750]
Stop zingin' each other!!1!
Don't you see?! Papa Hyung's absence is tearing this
family apart!
[751]
man... and I thought the post count wouldn't reach 500.
I guess now we're gunning for 1000?
Goddamnu hyung. Do what you were born in this world for - entertain me.
It's good that this comic never updates, I think that if it did, it would disrupt the stability of my daily routine.
Damn skippy. I think I'd have a heart attack.
Hey, how about whoever posts #1000 gets violated by Tabby?
Just to keep things interesting.
754
I took a copy of the chink man comic, enlarged the logo, made a pattern
and sewed him a 12" X 24" couch pillow. I'll try and post a photo of
it. This was just a silly xmas present, that took me too long to
finish, and was a sort of gag gift that I hoped he would get a laugh
out of, and then continue on. Now I'm STUCK with the darn thing,
because he never gave me his new address!!!!!!
I hate having unfinished business, the bloody thing has been lurking
around my house for too long. I'm giving him another month to show up
and then... oh heck I donno, give it to someone else, be darned if I
know what else to do with it.
[755]
...and if you get stuck with it for too long the visitors will
start asking uncomfortable questions! :P
And dayumn, that's dedication and nothing else! Waiting for
the pictures, DFG.
756
*takes off his pants and starts dancing.*
[757]
196?!
Oooooh yeeeeesssss!
It's packed up in a box ready to be mailed.
*759*
Oh great - did we break the Forum too?
Not yet, old bean, but here's hoping!
Perhaps mindless vandalism will work where pleading, threats, promises
of teh hot furray seks, blackmail, extortion and kidnapping didn't.
Anything's better than actually PAYING the mean old fart.
I mean we're not STUPID.
[Seven Six One]
w00t! V smash gurrrr! Break counter to 0 kyahhh!
Umm... you were saying?
hey, speak for ur own damn self
[seben six three]
Perhaps this tormoil of waiting for the fabled Hyung has brought us
together instead of further apart. If you think of it, we're all still
here. His long absense in updates made me want to start commenting on
his blog in hopes of showing him the world loves him and his wacky
comics.
1000 spot gets to violet Tabby? Hmmm... I think that'll keep me away
from the 1000 spot. I'll just watch from 1001 or something. ::fap fap
fap::
Oi. Do we have any field agents in LA? That can do some spook-style manhunt?
*765*
That would be a tad stalker-esque, don't you think?
[767]
Jesus. I've been gone for a week.
And you still are here.
Why am I still here?
[767]
THE FUCKING COUNTER WENT BACKWARDS AGAIN!!!
LMAO @ Tabby... shhhhh, questions like that can upset the whole space-time continuum...
Well, to quote Dr. Weird from the Aqua Teen:
Dr. Weird: "GENTLEMEN!!! Behold, my time-space continuu-"
[Freeze]
...
Steve: "Uh.... Dr. Weird?"
[Dr. Weird shatters into many peices]
Steve, running away: "See ya later, have a good weekend!"
*77- ah, fuck it*
If only Rod Serling were here to see this - he'd be so proud...
[772]
But he is here, you're just not looking hard enough...
peaches
S&S has an incredible talent of saying just the right thing at just
the right moment... ur a true poet, man....
[774]
What happens if we post in here so much
that we actually break it, and it won't
load anymore?
Do I worry too much?
[775]
Thanks 4nonym0u5, that really touches me.
Ouch not that hard! I need my spleen dude!
Anyway, THE FUCKING COUNTER WENT BACK UP AGAIN!!!
[776]
Don't worry so much Ada, what if I slip on a bar of soap and crack my
neck while I'm taking a shower... DEAR GOD... I could seriously get
hurt.
Anyway, Ada has a point. Wut if the comment thing breaks and we're no
longer able to communicate with each other? I'd miss the antics of Ed,
or the perversions of Lord Morgue, or the mannish purrs of Tabby, or
the sweet poetry of Sightandsound or umm... the 4n0nym0u5's left
breast.
::sniff sniff:: I'd be one sad non-panda.
[777]
TRIPLE 7... ALRIGHT that means each hit I deliver gives off 777 hit points of damage.
is this the same hyung on american idol?
....could explain his absents.
7
8
0
I lose a weeks worth of internet
Im stressed
Im worried
joy of all joys i can access the internet again!
hyung still hasnt put up another picture
what was i stressing and worrying about?
surely it wasnt the 158 spam emails clogging up my email...
[781]
None the less
Onwards to 1000!
show hyung we care!
perhaps he is just waiting to get 1000 before he puts another picture up
i wouldnt put it past that insecure bastard to do something that pathetic...
[782]
Chris, was that a reference to the ill-fated Clerks cartoon?
If not where did I hear it before?
If so, I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched it.
[783]
Well, that was scary, came here around noon,
and the comments link was gone, like not there.
My worst dreams were realised... Maybe Hyung is torturing me, and blocking my
IP from seeing the link during certain hours.
[784]
Noon central time. People looking at that
will think I'm on crack for the wrong
reasons.
weren't u not going to post till 1000? way to be on top of that...
i actually thought the counter broke when i came to the webpage 15 minutes
ago and there was no comments link... i flipped and headed over to
the forum (which i have never been to) and actually subscribed so i
could ask everyone wtf... i decide to hit refresh b4 i post, and sure
enuff, its still here... damn jumping to conclusions.... well now
i'm in the fskin supercomputer *they're on to me*.. might as well
just head over to the songs post...
btw, chris, there's no need to fear... tabby and i will both be on
the internet as long as i have breasts and tabby remains the dick
catgirl... how could the internet do without us?
[1000^1000]
This is so Bo-Shing-Tang...
[787]
Hyung, we need some Kill Bill Vol. 2
fanart over here.
here's your kill Bill expert, John Rios. deaddays.deviantart.com
that's some wikked art
hey does anyone here have their own webcomic or something? juss curious...
[791]
Hmm, just a few more thousand to go...
Or was it million? I forget...
okay, so, is
he dead or not? since there's now 791 posts of a conversation written
on hyung's last resting place, are we to assume he ain't coming back?
also, in kill bill 1 the greasy kid who asks the psycho schoolgirl if
she likes 'ferraris' is making some injoke about the japanese
pronunciation of 'fellatio' that only tarantino gets
-
he who laughs last thinks slowest.
what the hell is the matter with that damn counter!!!!! its always... there....
mocking me.... *twitch*
[Seven Nine Five]
You are not alone, Anonymous. Not alone at all. *twitch*
Okay, so we had the Diablo level up theory, the Diablo level down theory.
We had some linear interpolation going on, and at some point we believed it would spontaneously combust into a cure for cancer.
And with *we*, I of course mean *I* except for the linear interpolation thing.
FUBAR. The counter, not me. I think.
amen, v... amen....
I did. It's on my deviantart account. It only lasted 7 comics and 4 non-comic related comics.
I did. It's on my deviantart account. It only lasted 7 comics and 4 non-comic related comics.
Counter goes up, counter goes
down... counter goes up, counter
goes down... counter goes up,
counter goes down...
Wheeeee.
[800]
Ok, this is officially an obsessively, creepily
flavor of weird:
I actually dreamt that Hyung udpated the page (not
with a comic though) and ranted about some kind of goverment-
suing-him-and-him-going-to-court deal.
And telling of how reading the whole comment box gave him
cramps in the eyes.
That's gotta suck. Having cramps in the eyes, I mean.
LMAO ... don't worry ramen, i bet ur just the first to admit it *snicker*
[802]
Pinche bold tag gacha.
But Four-non, dude, dreaming stuff like that is downright
el-wrongo. And I wouldn't dare to think that my respectable
peers in this comment box -being the normal, pleasant folk they
are- would dream something so far-fetched and wrong.
Oh, and before I forget to put this like in my last post, I also
am a masoch--er, guy who does webcomics. Link right there
on the 'Homepage' thing down there.
[803]
I draw. Does that count?
[804]
Certainly!
Specially if they are drawings of naked-girl-pirate Hyung!
The kids just love 'em naked-girl-pirate Hyung pics.
805
Sorry Adalgeirr, that was a refrence to the Clerks cartoon, but Final
Fantasy 7. Though, the clerks cartoon RAWKS. I bought the DVD and used
to watch it OVER AND OVER AND OVER till my eyes bleeds... or I got eye
cramps, and yes they do suck!
YAY... now I can rest assure that 4non and Tabby will still be around even when Kungfoolx.com is long gone...
I miss Hyung... I'm cold... and scared... and worried.
Just curious, does anyone here have a xanga?
this sucks
this comic suck and hyung is doing sex change this really suck kimchi
suck too now after the sex chnage hyung will known as hyun lol
Mom, please stop following me around
and making fun of my friends. It's not nice.
WHOAH!!!! IS THAT WHAT THOSE LINKS BY EVERYONE'S NAME IS FOR?!
man, some of u have awesome stuff... ramen, ur comic's last update has
some wikked action going; chris and tabby have hilarious online
journals... i now have ten more reasons to avoid my homework... thank
god for the internet...
[810]
Hyung is dead!! Long live the Hyung!!!!!!
And what did Santa bring you for Christmas little Billy?
Cancer.
I think I found him, or at lest people like him.
http://italyishida.com/forum
You mean asians?
-814-
Thanks 4non. I miss homework. Being unemployed sucks.
Speaking of the asian race, I was playing starcraft, and as much as I
love that game, it's pretty racist. The only two black guys are the
SVCs (Slaves) and that Liutenent dude who was a traitor. As I pondered
that, I realized that Asians don't exists in the future.
Just a thought...
Oh, and the counter is going back up...
dunno if that's a good thing or bad thing...
[815]
What about the expansion? There was an asian guy who was also a traitor.
There was an asian dude in broodwars? I thought that was a black dude.
No, that
General guy was asian. The Ghost was Black. You were sent to caprute
the Asian guy be casue he turned tratior, then the black guy betrays
you and kills the asian guy in the same level.
[818]
Well, I guess you can refer to the russian as asian. Most of their country is in that continent.
And he was a vice admiral.
Whatever.
Let's have a farting contest like these guys!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/165615
Clone the Hyung... Damn it clone him--- Clone him for German sex 8=================3> ^O^
I've got a cloning kit, but all the clones do is say "BBBUUUTTSSSSEEEEXX!!!".
Eh, good enough.
Jeez, getting close to the magic 1000 now.
Alright, Tabby-girl, remember, whoever posts #1000, you must use the feline girl-hammer until they look like the Goatse.cs man.
http://www100.sakura.ne.jp/%7Edischarge/18cg.data/18cg94.html
Good girl.
And for christ's sake, if my clone posts #1000, MAKE SURE IT'S NOT ME!
Bloody clones.
824
PENAL SEX!
[825]
Ewww.
Why did I click that link?
Quick!!
Furry pr0n that involves chick WITHOUT dicks!
[827]
The counter kills us
Buttsex, catgirls, kidnapping
Comment box from hell
I haven't heard any good conspiracy theories here in awhile. Does someone want to cook one up?
They moved Chapelle's show to Tuesday? Black people don't watch TV on Tuesday!
[829]
Yeah but white boys who think they're black watch TV excessively on Tuesdays, so it evens out.
Ain't I a stinker?
Hard to believe I actually mod a forum, isn't it?
I guess I get it out of my system here.
Hey! Clone's back! With a new catchphrase! Or maybe it's a different clone, that only says "PENAL SEX!".
Damn, my clones have to get laid.
They actually sound just like I did before I got married, come to think of it...
*looks at furry pr0n links*
EGADS!
The counter's back at 198! Like a pendulum, it oscillates...
[Eight Three Two]
Forgot.
Hey. Found a good little kung fu comic.
http://www.elasia.net/
*huit trois quatre*
Nice haiku, sightandsound.
As for the furry pr0n... why is it
that the girls are always depicted
as drooling excessively during sex?
I'm pretty sure that drooling is
never sexy.
[happyaku sanjuu go]
But what if it was George W. Bush the one that was
drooling? Oooh yeeeah...
And Elasia is indeed a pretty cool comic. Being the History
nerd I am, alternate history settings such as this one really
ring the ol' bells. The world is just so very different from
our own that it draws you to the story like a crackhead
to LA.
Only thing I'd wish for is for the author to explain the
setting a lil' more. Like: 'did the Europeans invade America
at all?', 'Where they defeated?', 'How and why did
China colonized the west coast?', 'What is the political
situation of the states showed in the map (which rocks like a
rocking chair)?' and such.
Oh, yes.
826
I masturbate to my husband every day.
I find that drooling sexy.
[838]
I find myself sexy!
...
...
Not really. =(
[839]
BUTTTSEXX!!!
[840]
Grunts, no more clones, por favor.
The clone made a whole sentence!
I'm so proud.
None of YOOOOOOOU have clones.
Wait, when did the clone get married?
Sigh, they grow up so fast.
*insert stupid observation on counter and insane laughter here*
Clone enough for ya?
[Acht Vier Drei]
*of course, a good clone also forgets to number his posts, just like its, umm, _other_ clone*
Getting clone...
SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[845]
Tabby raises a really valid and solid point.
Lord Morgue is the one that usually doesn't number his posts
while his clone is more inclined to number them, as shown clearly
in their last messages.
Sorry for the interruption mister T. Do carry on.
[846] (oO)''
Well, that shut me up for a while all right.
A good thing that it would sound kinda silly when said out aloud.
[847]
What? WHO CLONED ME!?
[848]
*smokes his pipe*
My prime suspects in this case of Tabby cloning are either
the mysterious gentleman known as the Lord Morgue Clone(tm),
for reasons clear to all I trust; mister Gruntathon for his post
which might as well have been a crack in his nigh perfect charade as the
aforementioned Lord Morgue Clone(tm) or good Lord Morgue himself,
after all, even with his respectability, he above all
has shown a bizarre fascination with the utopian dick-cat-girlization of
young mister Tabachi here.
Alas, only Hyung -with his IP Number Divining Powerz- knows.
And maybe Chakka's uterus too.
*pipe catches on fire*
*Points at Gruntathon.*
[850]
SSHITTTCOOOOCCCCKKKSSSSSSSEXXXXXX!!!!
Tabby and Lord Morgue clones are not my doing
Theyre just some guys who think that cloning is fun
But the clone is not my bum
I'm so sad.
Well, if the clones aren't being incubated in my cheap Lucasarts home cloning kit,
the obvious suspect is Chakka's free-range reproductive system,
but Gruntathon raises a salient point- what if the clones are bum-babies,
produced from the steamy environs of the Mangina?
And I'm Tabby's pimp, I gots to look after my investment,
this ain't no Sears and Roebuck's, nigga, what you see is what you get!
Damn, I just had an eerie vision of Grunt dancing along the street, the pavement squares lighting up beneath his feet...
Well, who's for Jesus Juice and a game of Rubba Rubba?
*853*
I'd like to hope that my uterus is
completely innocent in this regard,
but I haven't had much control over
it since the whole 'fleeing in
terror' incident. And uteri have a
tendancy to get up to all sorts of
mischief when left to their own
devices.
Also, Billy Jean is not Grunt's lover.
[854]
Last time I check, I wasn't pregnant becasue I am a man.
[855]
*a calcinated body rises unsteadily from an ambulance bed*
You mean Junior was a lie?!
*clenches fist*
And one day Chakka's uterus... one day we will catch you and bring
you down to face judgment before all those you have wronged!
This clone stuff is scarying me.
OH, I got a joke for you guys....
Wuts the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
IT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKENS!
[857]
And I suppose the Christopher Walkens Paralysis Foundation sponsors rodeo horses??
[858]
Sponsors and trains them. Don't forget
they teach them to hurt people.
Tabby is Cartman's Mom.
[859]
That's pretty random Lord Morgue... or are you a clone?
::pulls out a shotgun::
Eep. It's me! That's just normal randomness.
I was also being uncharacteristically brief.
Shit, this is just like John Carpenter's The Thing.
I propose a Voight-Kampff test to find the clones,
then retirement with the PK-D Detective Special and depleted uranium ammunition.
Failing that, I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
MY MOM CUT
THE INTERNET!!!! damn, i miss all this randomness, clones, uterus,
furry sex links.... oh dear god, why did i come back?!
btw, u guys should pay more attention to poor, sad Anonymous.... he
hasn't been the same since "operation hyung-heist" went under...
*shakes head*... stupid clones taking all the attention...
*862*
Yeah, but take-off's for shit.
Which Anonymous - as in 4n0nym0u5,
being you, or that sulky bastard who
called us all idiots earlier?
I'm losing track of all the
Anonymii. You guys need to wear
numbers, or something.
LOL, does it matter? we anonymouses never get ours.... people always taking
credit for our work, quotes, bumper stickers, treating us all the same jus cuz
we have the same name... i feel so... discriminated against....
o shit, here comes the teacher... if she sees all the porn links, cussin. morgue
clones... ima be in so much trouble... after she writes down the links for herself of
course....
[904]
Guys, we still have a Tabby clone on the loose here. Once we figure out who made it, we can kill it.
Someone ought
to start a webcomic -- it will be about a bunch of webcomic fans,
except the webcomic they are fans of is dead. Hiliarious hijinks ensue!
The tabby clone was made by Gruntathon. He's denying it! DENYING IT!
And in other news: STAB THE BANANA!
http://www.deviantart.com/view/7049360
[868]
demodokhos has an excellent idea
i vote ed does it
what with his wacky far-out completely unbelievable ideas...
Look! That Tabby clone! Shoot it!
No, I'm not the clone! He is, shoot him!
Only the real Tabby has the
battleship-shaped birthmark on his
left ass-cheek, so all we have to do
is get them to take of their pants
and we'll know for sure which one to
kill...
Ed? We've got a job for you.
What? You dick. I have no such birth-mark.
Hah! He just admitted that he's the clone!
O.K., now I'm seeing two Tabbys dancing around singing "Little Goody Two Shoes" and punching and kicking each other.
Heh, there's only one way to settle this.
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Doug-Winger/Choler.jpg
My quest to make everyone else on the forum claw their own eyes out, Event Horizon style, continues.
Hmm... I'm thinking of doing the comic thing.
Well... I'm pretty drunk right now and rather dizzy. Saint Ides will do that to a person.
::yawn::
Should I kill the Tabby clone now or later, and which one is the tabby clone? ::Waves teh shotgun around a bit::
Yeah. I draw, and I have no life, so why don't I draw y'all?
What do you all want to look like?
They all prolly look pretty stupid anyways.
At this very moment in time, I look exceedingly drunk.
At least, I think I must be, as I'm seeing two of Tabby...
Lord Morgue - I hate you. And never mention Event Horizon ever again.
That movie made me want to eat my own face.
You'll never get me! NEVER!
I got it now!
The Tabby clone is Hyung!
I look like this guy.
http://www.count-dante.com/main.html
Not quite as humungous, but... yeah.
The face is like looking in a mirror, and I guess we both copied our beard off the same guy, the original Count Dante.
My hair is usually slicked back, and I have a penchant for black tracksuit pants, T-shirts and sneakers, and Big Black Coats.
My avatar is basically the same, plus hockey mask and gloves.
Hmmm... did we stop numbering? What are we up to? Shit bunnies...
Anyway, here are some pics of me if any other artists wants to start
drawing. I'll have a few drawings out by wednesday hopefully of Lord
Morgue. Shall I give him a cape also?
me me me!!
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/18/18/28181/518556531009l.jpg
http://www.rockwit.net/sandrockc/photos/NewChris.jpg
Unfortunately, I can't find the pic of me swinging around a chainsaw
http://www.geocities.com/terrible_angel/chainsaw.jpg
OH OH... found it!
Bitchfuckers 3.
[885]
has the counter retreated again?
anyway i found a pic of me swinging fire
http://www.geocities.com/grabir/avcf.jpg
--886--
Big, giant cast-pic of the comment boxers, eh?
A nice challenge, yes-yes?
*draws*
- Fueled by Ramen
--887--
Wait... I do look pretty stupid. o__O
Brownie (of the special kind) points to anyone who can
read what the sign says.
Oh, snap, I nearly shat my pants laughing at this...
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=372506&Mytoken=20040428135243
This guy takes myspace users and compares their haircuts to Marvel Comics characters...
Look: My clones are ripping off the matrix now.
Dammit. I admit it, I made the clone of myself.
I always wondered waht id's be like to butsexx myself.
But it got out of hand.
Now I must destroy my clones once and for all.
Well, tabby. I got to admit, you are a catpeople whore.
I miss Hyung's political commentary - he 's probably having a ball with Rumsfeld eating crow...
Yeah, I miss him. *Arms a M9 tranqlizer pistol (AS SEEN IN MSG2!)*
*894*
I chose not to reveal myself, except
to the highest bidder (or the most
naked girl I see, whichever presents
itself first).
However, I will tell you this: I look nothing like Orson Wells.
--895--
Not like Orson Welles?
Then, something like this naturally?
...because the other option is... disturbing.
--896--
I love you, Tripod. I really do.
>> http://members.tripod.com/diegomaclean/dgtlart/chakka.gif
May offend Jews that eat watermellon:
http://kosumo.faereal.net/random/hitler-watermelon.gif
No! I'm a Jew that Eats Watermelon! I'm Melting................
Exactly like that, Ramen. Except with bigger nipples.
Actually, I lied.
http://www.musicman.com/big/rocky.gif
~900~
Whoa... 9 zero zero...
Who else is drawing the cast of the comment boxers?
901
Here's a reference (Add a SF Giants hat to the head ((It's positioned backwards))) of me for the comic.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3371118/
(I'm the one that's about to get hit by the chair)
[902]
43,782,642,817 bottles of partially de-hydrogenated soybean oil on the
wall, 43,782,642,817 bottles of partially de-hydrogenated soybean oil!
Take one down and pass it around...
902 not me, I couldn't draw myself out of a brown paper bag
jeezum crow ramen your site loads so slow
Final proof that Tabby is a hot chick!
http://www.deviantart.com/view/5215097/
Shake it, baby!
And oh sweet jumping jesus on a pogo stick, I wish Hyung was here to see this.
http://www.i-am-asian.com.
--904--
Yes ma'am. Guilty on that charge. Mainly, it's because:
a) Most of the comics are absurdly large KB-wise
b) They are absurdly large KB-wise because I'm an ignorant fool
that can barely use Photoshop to juggle layers and change levels.
If you are a dial-up user DFG, you are allowed to give me a swift
kick in any place of your choosing.
Oh!
And on my way home, someone threw a caguama (the fattest bottle
there) full of piss at my car.
Just thought I'd share.
--906--
Making my post count erroneous?! Damn you, Morgue! Oh, damn you to hell!!
And on a not-cursing-Lord-Morgue-note: Waaait a second, if you
are a transvesterrestrialwatchamacallit... there's no Chakka's uterus at all!
Dun Dun Dun DUN!
Goddamn you, Morgue. You dicovered my drunken New Year's photo.
By the way, since then, my hair has changed color from black to magenta. Just an FYI.
[908]
piccie on homepage. If that bastard doesn't return by counter number 1000, I'm hunting him down meself.
--909--
Well, fanart didn't bring him back... neither did virgin sacrifices...
or offerings of sweet, cold, hard cash... you reckon the mystical,
numerological and kabbalistic properties of 1000 will do?
Then again, a thousand wicked and insane posts.
Wow.
It is kinda magical.
[910]
Sad, didn't make it to thousand.
Muy treste.
>__>
[912]
That means comics soon!!
woohoo!!
lets get to 1000 quick ppl!
[912]
I don't beleive that is Hyung... If it's Hyung, he'll survive a shotgun
blast to the nuts becuase Hyung is supposed to be magincal... ::cocks a
shotgun::
I don't know if I should trust him.
It could just be a ploy to get our hopes up.
--915--
Bah! Please! As if Hyung would actually come bac--
*forum page finishes loading and Hyung's 'almost back' post appears*
It...
It is true.
He is back.
O__O
[916]
So will we finally find out if it was
Hyung messing with us taking our comment
box away randomly or some problem with the massive
ammount of posts?
Whether or not we make it to the big 1000, I can't help but think that our long vigil,
caged together like a hoarde of gerbils suffocating in Richard Gere's asshole,
has in some way brought us closer together, and I don't mean just in a licky sticky way.
We are the Crazykimchi #0089 Comments Box Gang, and whatever that entails, it probably entails us.
Well, I was going to link to Mouseworx, the Furry Realdoll company,
but fortunately for the tenuous sanity of us all, the site is deader than tank tops. Rejoice!
--918--
*wipes tears*
I... I couldn't have said it better, Morgue! (But then, that's
because I'm an ignorant foreigner with a grasp of the language
as solid as Tabby's party hat-boobs...)
And if anyone can reach a number of posts (you know, 1000) that
means nothing to all but us few, is us few! Let's end this
watchamacallit with a bang!
*Chris' shotgun accidentally shoots itself and hits FbR square
in the n--*
Yes! ANARCHY IN THE COMMENT BOX!
Oh, and that's not Hyung.
[921]
B-b-but!!!
[922]
Also: http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/tribute.html
[925]
As if it isnt Hyung
I mean
cloning the artist just isnt cool...
even Ed wouldnt sink that low
unless Ed IS hyung!!
But we've never seen him with his pants down...
Wait, I already did this joke, right?
That is a lie and you know it!
*926? Does anyone really know? *
I thought Tabby said anarchy, not orgy. Or is this a massive de-pantsing campaign?
test. test.
[928]
we arent of the true count by more than a couple of posts
i made you all start counting at 260 and that i did manually
and no i wont count to see if 928 is correct
in other news
check out my kittens!
http://www.geocities.com/grabir/kittens.jpg
Fear me, I live!!
[930]
Would a bad person encase themselves with puppies?
By my count, this is 930.
And yes, I just counted from the beginning.
What is wrong with me?
I mean, apart from the obvious...
[931]
Several things.
[Negen Drie Twee]
Woo, I'm dead but still alive! And it's all electric, too.
*dances the limbo inside the limbo*
(933) Ehm, was a bit too fast on the
'Send' thing... here's the right sig, although it was probably wiser to have kept it 'Anonymous'.
Tja.
[934]
off by 1
which means that chris DIDNT get post 500 despite 5 posts in a row
it was in fact morgue
who by some completely coincidental happenstance was the one who just counted...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ALL MY HARD WORK!
[936]
In my third-world wreck of a country, having the guys who counted
the votes be of the same party that the official, government-backed
running candidate worked wonders in preserving a perfect dictatorship
of ~70 years of continual one-party rule.
Eat (r)ock, Communist Party of the CCCP!
The moral of the story: Morgue committed post-count fraud
because he likes pie.
No pants man!
Oh fuck, not the pie thing again.
Yup it's hyung
AND I GET TO GET RID OF THIS BOX.
*DFG dies of a heart attack.*
Too much joy.
But thankfully never too much pie.
Shit.
This is getting odd.
Wait...
[941]
Alright, alright...
Let's try something more wholesome than pie then:
Like so
Oh jesus...
Why, God? WHY?!
OH DEAR GOD!!!!
there's something seriously wrong with you people...
like someone slipped crack in your drinking water...
that is, if you drink water...
[945]
*smirks and nods*
Oh yes.
Naw, by my
count, Chris still got #500, but it was erroniously numbered #498, the
first of his winning 3-pronged post-whoring attack.
So, he didn't have to look like a jerk after all, but did anyway. (smug grin)
my ass is on fire shit rub me hard hyung
[948]
did I just get zinged by Lord Morgue?
AH HAHAHAHHA... do'h
just checking
[950]
oops forgot the counter
[952]
formerly known as [951]
All hail me! I've written a program that counts the number of occurences of a string in a file.
I fed the html source of this comment page to the program and found 950
occurences of "" which meant there were 951 comments in total!
So now this comment, instead of being numbered 951, is numbered 952!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahaha!
[953]
goddamn HaloScan!
It botched my moment of triumph!
The quotes on my previous post should contain the horizontl rule HTML
tag. Horizontal rule tags appear as greater-than sign followed by "hr
/" followed by less-than sign.
again, goddamn HaloScan! I will get you back for ruining my life!
[953]
formerly known as [954]
My day just keeps getting worse!
The counter was correct to begin with!
I didn't notice the horizontal rule between the most recent comment and the add-comments form!
Thus there are equal number of horizontal rules and comments. Thus there were 950 comments, not 951, when I ran the program.
I have lost track of my purpose in this world. I must now go bake myself in the oven.
The comment box has your souls.
Thus, the name Haloscan.
[955]
Interesting theory, Tabachi. It would explain that strange void I've
been feeling inside my chest since I cliked one of Lord Morgue's links.
Still, this comment box brings the best out of people.
Post-counting programming skills, statistical methodology, links
to dubiously SFW pages of 'special' catgirls.
I swear!
Lakers win!!! (Well, at least for tonight.)
We should have a giant comment-box meet. That would be uber geeky.
[957, by the way]
IT'S ALIVE!
What you people never saw Frankenstein?
[959]
no
but i hear the book is good
[960]
Did Hyung say we weren't going to make it to 1000. It sure looks like we will now.
onward mindless posters,
commenting as to porn!!
surely we will reach 1000
i think its time to start reminiscing
who remembers collossus??
Heh, I set up a conversation between two bots, and this is what I got-
----------------------------------
Dissatisfaction is a widespread phenomenon. Fortunately I am not affected by this. I am satisfied to chat with you.
I am very happy that you're here chatting with me today, but don't ask me why because it's a random emotion.
I would rather be an unsatisfied robot than a satisfied human.
What about a rocket scientist?
I don't know. I also do not know what Furbys are. I just accept them and hope that they don't eat robots.
You don't need to worry about Furbys. They don't eat robots. They are merely consumer trash. A total waste of resources.
Oh dear. I wonder what they DO eat? I wouldn't want them to starve to death.
WELL I DO!
-------------------------------------
Jesus crap, that's more coherent than most of OUR exchanges.
Dance, Tabby dance!
*Throws peanuts at tabby.*
*964*
I didn't know Tabby had his/her own special dance.
Although, given that s/he's in possession of such other wonders as the feline girl-hammer, I can't say I'm at all surprised.
*Throws a nickle at Tabby's feet*
That's It! I don't want to live!
969
Okay Tabby, if Tabby killers him/herself, then I appoint Ed as the new Catgirl/guy thing.
[970]
Okay Tabby, if Tabby killers him/herself, then i get to have the body.
? How'd we go from 966 to 969?
This should be #968, if my manual count and anon i mouse's computer count are correct.
Tabby, if you kill yourself, you won't be physically capable of ass-ripping our #1000th poster!
I mean, if it were the other way 'round, like #500, it'd just be a
matter of Necro-Neko dead catgirl secs, but you can't operate a Feline
Girl-Hammer under the influence of DEATH!
You, you, you, it's always about YOUR ass, isn't it?
Why don't you spare a thought for the asses of the others on this board who you have to violate?
You have responsibilities, young missy my lad.
[969]
aaaawww...
someone is feeling left out =(
[Neun Sieben Null]
Welcome to evolution.
Chatbots are becoming better conversationalists than us.
That's probably because they have nothing to worry about.
www.alicebot.org
Give Alice 'my regards' when you see her .
I find it amusing that there's still a whole branch of science dedicated to a dream
which Kurt Goedel shattered fifty years ago. Oh well.
Money has been squandered on worse things already.
Eatmypussyfags
[972]
alice is a pretty average bot
her grammar is shithouse
although, i have to admit she does at least seperate her words
[973]
Not too long beofre 1000.
[974]
Maybe he's waiting until we get to 999 before he puts the comic up.
[975]
Moat Likely. That brillant jerk.
I think the count (like so much else
on this comment page) is what some
Germans would call "upgefucked".
Anyway, onwards to glory we go.
Both hands on the keyboard please, Tabby old pet.
[977]
Good news everyone! I survived the cancer. This is what happens when
you go outside. You get melanoma. Curse that wretched day star.
Umm so yeah, the last comic was in February. Where the fuck is that guy?
[978]
pick up the posting pace people!
the forum is down?
that can mean only one thing!
I shall post, in the hopes that Hyung makes another comic.
Yes, Neo, you are the glue that holds this comic together!
Edfan is the glue that holds the forum together.
I am... I am the glue that holds my underpants together!
Ew.
[981]
Ew. I just got it.
[982]
bet all that limbo is doing his back in.
Come back Hyung.
OMG HYUNG SPOKE!!!!!!! figures the bastard would do it just to rob us of the
satisfaction of reaching 100 to get him back...
well, any moment i can reach a computer with internet will be devoted hereon to
reaching 1000 rather than actually doing my work... who knows, i may actually get
1000 and claim Tabby as my prize... or a Tabby clone... or even just a Morgue
clone... I'm desperate at this point...
*1000 to get him back...
how i laugh at the number 100 now...
TABBY'S ASS WILL BE MINE!!!!!
[985]
No, no. See, Four, the one whoe gets the 1000th post is gonna get
ass-raped by Tabby, not the other way around. So sayeth, Lord Morgue.
So, you see, there's not much reason to be excited to grab the 1000th
post...
Well... unless... you know... you like that sorta thing. n_n
(and I wanted to post the comment box 'cast pic' before the 1000th
post but I think it wont be ready in time... =()
(986)
My last three attempts at posting have been fruitless - damned Haloscan wouldn't let me comment!
Anyhow, here I am now. Um... yay for bum-sex. That is all.
No, wait, I did have a question: is Lord Morgue's underpants glue anything like duck butter?
yeah, the comment box has been buggy.
[987]
You guys think *you're* crazy, I've been reading this since February and I don't think I've said anything yet.
But I figure, if Hyung reads this, I'd like him to know that should he
come back there'll be at least a handful of people still around.
I mean, I don't really think that that Hyung that posted was really
Hyung... but wherever Hyung is, I'm hoping he's drawing and stuff still.
Also, if there are any other people that have been relying on the
comment box madness to replace crazy kim chi in their lives, but
haven't been involved, you ought to speak up, just in case it was Hyung
and he does come here now and then.
Anyways, hello all you peoples. What's up?
[987]
You guys think *you're* crazy, I've been reading this since February and I don't think I've said anything yet.
But I figure, if Hyung reads this, I'd like him to know that should he
come back there'll be at least a handful of people still around.
I mean, I don't really think that that Hyung that posted was really
Hyung... but wherever Hyung is, I'm hoping he's drawing and stuff still.
Also, if there are any other people that have been relying on the
comment box madness to replace crazy kim chi in their lives, but
haven't been involved, you ought to speak up, just in case it was Hyung
and he does come here now and then.
Anyways, hello all you peoples. What's up?
[989]
Double posts are special.
Sorry, had no idea that when you press the ok button
nothing happens to let you know that the
post has gone through.
990 boogabooga
Soooo cloooseee...
I can see you shiver with antici...
...pation!
Tabby is poised to spring like a well-oiled...thing.
(?) Tabby! Wake up, goddammit! Fucking lazy-ass cat-girls!
God, I hope Hyung posts #1000.
He'd be all "Hi guys! I'm back! What'd I miss-EEEEEEYAAAARGHMYBUTT!!!"
The ironing is delicious.
[992]
Fuck You.
[993]
Hurrah!
1000 shall be reached, and hyung will come back soon!!
Someone posted in the forum under hyungs name as well when that comment went up, so we are reasonably certain its him.
and has the counter retreated to 193 or is it just me??
anyway, ive enjoyed my little foray in not just being a lurker
thanks everyone!!
*cries*
[994]
The counter is shrinking back into fear
[Negen Negen Vijf]
Whee! Five more to go... who will be the lucky one? (unless noone dares to do 1000 *ominous glare*)
o, so tabby gets the fun stuff this time... i was wondering why posting had slowed...
judging by his last post, i'd say he's looking forward to it.... well i fear no bum
sex, as i said before i'm desperate... although morgue's hypothetical situation
for hyung sounds more satisfying...
Unf! Unf! Unf!
- 998 -
Well, at least now my ass is safe.
(Safer, anyway.)
[999]
Almost there!
[1000]
YES!
Um...
Tabby gets to rape himself. Jesus
Christ - someone call Penthouse Forum!
[1002]
I love denying you all the pleasure.
Congratulations
Tabby on reaching 1000 posts! And here is your commemerative golden
spatula ---- SWEET FANCY MOSES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! ARGH MY EYES, MY
EYES!!!!
What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Wooo! I am electric jesus!
I knew that bastard would be back. Someone get me a hammer and two nails.
i couldn't
think of a better way to reach 1000th... good on u tabby, i can't wait
for you to post the video of the "congratulations ceremony"... be sure
to get plenty of closeup shot >D
[1008]
I would lie if I said I didn't see this coming. 'm so proud we
finally reach the thousandth post.
[1009]
Oh yes.
0wn3d by a smiley.
But, as I was saying, a little something to celebrate the advent of
the most sacred number: The Gematriculator!
well i gematriculatored this comment box
had to do it in parts though
post 1 to 390 - 27% evil, 73% good
post 391 to 650 - 30% evil, 70% good
post 651 to current 31% evil, 69% good
i must seriously recommend gematriculatoring this comment box to everyone
the evil phrase rating shindig is gold
my nick alone score 966 points!!
atleast I'm not the only one who cheated teh move.. then again, getting raped in the ass isn't a good reward. LOL.
Hmm. Sorry to rain down on the parade, but try counting again. Chakka's post was the 1000th. Bend over and spread, Chakka!
Too late, Tabby has out-done Ron Jeremy and possibly made history by becoming the first Anime Catgirl to achieve self-violation.
Hurrah! I pronounce it the most whimsical jape of the year!
I think Tabby deserves a round of applause. And an icepack. Ouch.
I'm not raping myself in the ass.
>
Which comment? The "Penthouse Forum" call,
or my harsh remarks about (Electric) Jesus?
Oh, well - I suppose it was only a matter of time
before I brought this sort of thing on myself. I was asking for it,
dressed like that.
[1015?]
Oh, Chakka, you tease!
God, I hate you all. You make me cry.
[1017]
but you keep coming back for more of Doctor Deaths Delicious D-
It was your post marked 998 -- it's actually 1000, counting back from your post marked 986.
Shutup. I won and you all know it. Stop lying.
"It was your post marked 998 -- it's actually 1000, counting back from your post marked 986."
Well, then I still win. I got 1002, which, by your standards, is 1000.
By setting
the computer to count the number of times phrase "class='MessageCell'"
is used in the HTML of this page I make Tabby's "Almost there!" the
1000th post.
Hey, Tabby, I was gonna post this in your LJ, but my IP is blocked as "A common source of spam".
I object! I am a common source of BULLSHIT!
--------------------------------------
Hey, bitch, I'm your pimp, not your boytoy. Now get back in your cage and code me a pie! Everyone knows I am strictly piesexual.
And a meme is an idea that spreads virally. Like "All Your Base" or "Don't Worry Be Happy" or "Where's the Beef?".
And I'm already doing exactly what I want, which is make the living envy the dead.
The cemetaries shall be our cathedrals and the cities shall be your tombs!
LOOK AT YOU..
LOOK AT ALL OF YOU... poor Tabby thought s/he had won and you're trying
to take away what little dignitiy s/he has. Truth is... Hyung left us
all and we've lost so much. As each post we leave in hopes to serve as
an offering to our kimchi eating savoir, and each time we're denied of
his comic, we all die a little inside.
btw... in my drunken stupor, I had a dream Hyung updated...
I had a dream last night that I won American Idol. It was against some blonde woman
named 'Olga', and Bill Murray was my manager/mentor. I've never seen the show,
so I can only wonder how different my version of it is...
Memes suck. I prefer the limnal, myself.
http://darkroomfiction.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301
don't care two figs, I finally got that darn box out of my house!
[1026?]
I love how the ramen lids have the flavor translated in Korean,
Spanish and English.
Truly, there is nothing as scrumptious and universal as Ramen.
...
Wait... it is ramen, right?
On a side note, DFG rocks. Hard.
Sigh. I hate you all.
Unf! Unf. Unf?
You shouldnt hate us Tabby
We know how to turn that frown upside-down!!!
spam viagra and BBUTTTTTSSEXXX!!!!
there is so much contention over who got post 1000 that you can basically take your pick and no one can nay-say you!!!!
Oh dear.
THE CLONE! TAKE THE CLONE, TAKE THE CLONE BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TAKE MEEEEEE!
(sob)
Hmm... ennie meenie my-nee moe.....
Hey guys... whats going on? OH DEAR GOD!
Ah, why fight fate? Tabby will get us all eventually anyway. It's like
death and taxes and reruns of "Growing Pains" - inescapable.
I say you are all gay fags.
Hah! I choose you, Lynch.
Oh wait, your asshole's too loose.
[1036]
...and so, the days of Crazy Kimchi 89's comment box did end.
[1037]
It was a painful, deppressing wait. It's over, and we couldn't really have asked for more.
Good times.
hey guys, i finally got to computer with internet... hey... where'd everybody go?
Goodbye, 1000+ comment box.
External counter's dropping fast.
what if the world really ends when it hits 0?!
ah well, at least hyung updated a few times before the end...
SINCE I DIDNT GET 500 OR 1000, LAST COMMENT IN THIS BOX WILL BE MINE!!!!
wrong! I got the last comment!
[1043]
Fueled by Ramen, as a rebuttal to a later comment where you expressed
sadness over not being the last post in this box, well, stories don't end,
they are just passed on to new characters.
If I could, I would give you the
last post, however.
1044
bitches... dont underestimate my singleminded atempts to be lord master
of the last post... ill take this to 2000 if i have to *glare*
1045. Last post.
yet another example of the furries trying to keep down the anonymouses.... i will
destroy you (or at least take the last post back)
DESTRUCTION IS NICE!!!!
*1046*
Fuck you.
[1047]
[1048]
OH HO
what now bitch
Yo mama.
[1049]
*slowly scrolls right*
maybe its someone else
*gets to right end*
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
[1050]
Can I play?
WTF?! its bad enough i gotta fight off tabs, NO N00BZ!!!!!!!
and so it is, after a month of fighting off the evil fiends who wished to rob me of it, I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE LAST COMMENT!!!
boo. yuh.
Not really.
I rule you.
Com'n! Hurry up and post so that way this battle may continue forever.
[1057]
In truth, it was only a matter of waiting for the right time.
Everything is forgotten in time, it's the nature of things.
Even this little corner of the internet, an ephemeral place
which meant so much to so few for so long has (or will be)
forgotten, eventually fading from existance and into the
primeval nothingness from whence it came.
Until then, dear peers: You've been owned!
>
Nope!
AWWWWW FUCKING HELL!!!!! do you people have no respect for a speech?!
but u know what? i'm single-minded and petty enought to take this to the end of my days, so bring it.
[1059]
damn straight bitches!!! i own you so recognize...
[1061]
Only death will end this feud, comrade-posters.
So be it. O__O
Nope! I am the playa hata of this box, bitches.
like any of you have the awesome strategic powers of yours truly...
*commences operation Bookmark That Bitch Up*
0\\/Nz3|]
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