Every good fight should have guns, swords, and kimchi.
And why is this comment box separate from the comic file's?
"You're still here?"
Bet your beans we are!
Comic appreciation:
Deccapitation scene: Impressive.
Grappling ability of ears: Disturbing.
Kenpoochi's finger predilection: Strangely exciting.
Kimchi: Spicy.
o yes, we are GOOD... we only had to break 180 comments and we got him back... VIVE LE REVOLUTION!!!!!
Goddammit, we didn't get to 500 posts. Why'd you have to update, ya bastard!?
Yeah, you cockbite! We could've done it!
And the fights should have me in the background killing people with a X-box controler (Wired).
It keeps saying "EdFanMH was Electic Jesus".
Why do you
barely post in the forums anymore? It's getting lonely. We'll start
posting Justin Timberlake/Orlando Bloom pics again.
YES! 4 in a row! I am victorious!
Shutup, Ed!
Oh yeah, and we want a picture of Gandalf as a black guy.
"Go home, get."
CAUSE I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GOOOOO!!!! BAWWWWW!
Welcome back you hoser.
I am eating
my first ever serving of Kimchi, and though I wasn't sure I even liked
it at first, I am now convinced that it is awesome. I may have never
even been curious enough to try it without what I learned here over the
last year or so. Thank you, Mr. Kim, I appreciate the art, the links,
and now the taste sensation that is Crazy Kimchi. I hope you can sort
things out enough to continue to help educate our collective sorry
asses.
I think DFG said it best.
Oh yeah, and how do I go home?
I _am_ home.
YES
glad he's back... sort of. at least meaning he hasn't ditched it all-together
*points at comment to comic*
So yeah. What I said there.
Two times the comments - two times the wacky mayhem!
Ha ha! A day
after i post about how my bitching kept him on the comic, a new comic
pops up. Coincidence? More then likely, but i'm sure gonna play it off
as if i did something to spur that on.
I am the glue that holds this comic together!
I... have to agree with Neo Kojiro.
I thought I was, no wait, I'm the glue that holds the forum together.
And about the forum, why do I have to scroll right instead of down when I check a thread?
It's odd! It's different! It's demented!
Woo! I am electric jesus!
Yay, Hyung is back (if only briefly). Wha' Happened?
I wonder, when will Electric Jesus have his own Passion?
Better check with Electric Mel Gibson - he'll know.
LMFAO... omg, tabby and chakka ur my idols, that totally made my day... best comedic timing ever...
Can you put Kimchi in a pie?
Yes, indeed!
Oh, hey, here's what Kim's new "job" is- he's teaching Arts and Crafts to the crew of the Nebuchid... Nebuchu... nebbuche...
the Matrix guys.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=150443
OK, I acidentally posted as 'Anonymous', but I didn't mean to. Anyway.
Welcome back Hyung! There's just something about a webcomic that
DOESN'T update regularly, just often enough to keep the interest up,
that is EXTREMELY addictive. Well done dude!
Jesus Christ, I giggled like a little girl at Lord's Morgue linksville. Classic.
"Screw this, I'm goin' to that party."
pshhh, what
are you on? the best part was when naobi first talks and she still
sounds like a GUY... i don't think knox really changes his voice at all
for any of the characters but its actually pretty funny that way :P
well it's about freakin time!!!
*Forum is offline.*
Urge to kill RISING.
*Goes of on a killing spree.*
People: NO ED! NO!
I'd have to agree with the people on that one.
Do you have a wowwypop?
(Cocks Gun)
No. We do not have a wowwypop.
"We are the Morgue clones, we're gonna getcha! We are the Morgue clones, we're gonna getcha!"
Well, jolly good. That was a whole lotta comic from someone who´s been "so gone it isn´t even funny".
Nice job.
I learned how to swim today, but I couldn't find the pool. Where is it?
BUTTSEX!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See? There's one of my clones now. You can tell he's not me because, you know, I'm actually funny. And I don't character spam.
dammit!
can anyone remember where i live?
Mommy?
Yes, dear?
You're in
limbo? My mother says that limbo s where all the dead babies that arent
baptized go to when they die. How many dead babies do you count?
I don't know, how many babies can fit in a trash bag?
Oh, my joy is great, for there is a new comic! Hurrah for Kim!
Linky for Hyung
http://www.jimgoad.com/cgi-bin/archives/00000138.htm
I thought
Tiger Woods was half Korean and half Black. The perfect combination.
The strength of a black man and the concentration of the asians. A
German genetitcist couldn't even figure that out.
Hair Pie!
Narf!
Pesky clones!
Stupid cheap do-it-yourself home clone kit. All I wanted was a clone
army. Oh, I knew I should have waited till I had a sample of Christina
Ricci's DNA, but nnnnnooo, I had to go all George Lucas. Shit.
Clones are for burning!
And orgies with coppies of yourself. That, and burning.
good times, man... good times...
EdFanMH was here.
There's something particularly alluring about that name...
Whee doggie!
That whacky funster RHJunior is at it again! Last time we saw our furry
fundy redneck pal, he was comparing homosexuality to bestiality and
paedophilia. Now it's CANNIBALISM! I can't get enough of this guy.
Well, actually, yes, I can.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhjunior/
P.S. Is Lesbian Sex Rules anything like Aussie Rules?
This just in... A new report just released by the Department of Defence confirms that Lesbian Sex does indeed rule.
When asked about the reports findings, President George W. Bush responded "I hope Cheney doesn't rape me again."
Contrary to
popular belief, Lesbian Sex Rules is not a form of football. It's more
like that game Calvin and Hobbes used to play. (The cartoon characters,
not the philosophers.)
Ah, RHJunior - what a maroon.
I agree when I say RHJunior is indeed missing chromosomes.
psssshhhh, so wut, i'm still looking for two of mine...
I just saw Play-Mate of the Apes, and I think I'm done with porno forever now.
Highlander RPG, anyone?
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Archives/1999/September1999-Archives/lh-vs-kr.html
"You have no honor, Hutz. You fight with cats!"
There can be only one... but I don't think it's gonna be one of these guys.
NO! NOT JOHN DENVER!
"As Kriket turned to look at the shack, Lionel Hutz flicked his tongue out and licked his eye."
There is so much wrong with this sentence I don't know where to begin. And I though Magnum P.I. slashfic was scary...
*shiver*
Highlander the RPG... the Lord has forsaken His flock, indeed...
Not every Immortal is Christopher Lambert...
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Archives/1999/December1999-Archives/csith-vs-sob-24dec1999.html
And not every battle is epic...
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Archives/2000/January2000-Archives/tk-vs-jfair-11jan2000.html
Still, anything's better than Highlander 2, yes?
Then again, some battles are just WORNG.
http://www.hlrpg.com/Story/2000/jonnythrowsaparty.html
Bollocks!!
Bollocks my arse!
eat my shin-kimchi noobs
Hah, I'll just make some tasty kimchi jjigye out of you.
I, the great Kojiro-damus, predict a new update thing in relative soon-ness!
Also, America will disband in 2018, with the assassination of the Bush family.
That is, right before the RISE OF ZE MACHINES!!!
I often think that if we took the US, and left out everything between the two coasts, it would make one heck of a country.
amen, muh bruther
Let's hear it for finishing things we start!
Woo, I am Electic Jesus!
No you're not.
Defently NOT Electrical Jesus, some guy at Rio Americano High School named AJ is.
Where's Cavedog? Things will never be AWESOME!!! again without him.
Yarbles! Bolshy great yarblockos
to thee and thine!
But, wasn't he a Cave Fish?
Not that I could tell a fish from a dog apart, what with my ability to
see being destroyed since the pirate-crotch incident, mind you.
Dude, Yabloko is so, like, ten years ago. *waves a lil' red'n'yellow flag*
OK, at this point I'm definitely losing interest. Somebody poke Hyung for me, will ya?
I don't mind long update intervals. I don't mind hanging story threads.
Closure is overrated. But going away and not telling us ANYTHING,
TWICE, well, that's just getting too hard to take.
I'm sorry, I'll be alright, I just CARE, ok?
*hands AllanL5 a kleenex*
Fish, dog - they all taste the same.
Fish, dog, whatever -- they all taste like chicken.
i'm sure glad we got THAT cleared up.
So....does anyone see an update coming any time soon?
No, but in the meantime, some light entertainment that everyone's probably already seen, but what the hell...
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video
(You'll have to cut and paste - I am an HTML deficient retard.)
I heartily recommend PSAs No.3 and 7.
Sinfest hasn't updated since the end of February. I'm not sure which way is up, anymore.
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Can I ride too?
Fish and dog... I just totally pictured some Korean guy sallivating (I kid, I kid!)...
But man, isn't it astounding? The loyality of KF/CK/GHMC's fanbase?
Hyung must've found a way to imbue crack into a comic for some time now...
*twitches*
As opposed to Dave Kelly inserting comics into his crack...
OH SNAP!
So close...and no one will take it?
Fine then! IT SHAL BE MINE!
POST 100 BITCHES!
WHOO HOO!!!
WOOT!
WOOO!
WO!
woo...
This is amazingly less satisfying then I thought it would be.
Sucka.
Ah.....good!
I liked Murder at the Chateu, and it's good for you to finally be able
to get close to finishing something. All good, man.
NOOOOOOOOOO!OH THE HUMANITY!
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/04/film.goodbye.godzilla.ap/index.html
*sniffle*
Thought for the day-
When some twit types ROLF, does that mean the floor is laughing?
I would've thought they were talking about the piano-playing dog from the Muppets.
Farewell, brave, beautiful giant atomic lizard. No one shall ever stomp Tokyo so beautifully as you.
What's with Tatsuya? Has the ironman of webcomic finally decided to sell out and be a respectable print cartoonist?
Puny Toho
movie execs have tried to destroy Gojira before and failed! If the evil
that is Jan De Bont cannot kill the King of Monsters, what chance have
they?! SKREEEEONK!!
I had kimchi flavoured instant noodles for lunch at work the other day.
Then I pretended I had evil plastic-melting kimchi breath.
lmao @ lord morgue... nice david kelly joke...
so quick question, who is david kelly?
(i been wondering about sinfest 2, i don't know wut day of the wk it is without it)
Actually,
such a relationship between crack, comics and insertion had me googling
the name in no time (crowd screams: 'freeeak!')
D. Kelly is the guy who did Living in Greytown and 's now doing Lizard and Purple Pussy. All of 'em webcomics.
I found nothing that would clear up the relationship between the guy and insertion of stuff, though.
lol thx ramen... ur cool in my book :D
Y'know, maybe God finally smote Tatsuya. Maybe that joke with the devil laughing at Jesus' death was the last straw.
But no one smote me when /I/ laughed at the white, blue-eyed man pretending to be Jesus (a jew, mind ye).
And here I was chuckling about the all-Italian disciples, unaware that I was ripe for a smotin'.
what?
still no comic...
I AM THE LORD OF RANDOMNESS! GIVE ED A DOLLAR!
Person: Fuck you! *Ed goes Jet Li (Rise of Honor style) on the guy's ass.*
Come back to the forum. There's porn there. COME! COME I SAY!
Funny, I fled the forum just to get away from you.
I WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN! GRAAAAAH!
i've never been to the forums so HAH! schooled you all.
*Shoots 4n0nym0u5.*
... There's a forum?
Yup, s'matter, you afraid to post in it or somthin'?
My cat just puked on the floor. It kind of looked like Cavin. If you squint.
the Marquis of Queensbury rules!
The Marquis though, doesn't rule as much as Foamy. Or cat-puke, squinted-eyes, schizoid-sprinkled Cavin.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Fucking
over-rated retard squirrel. I remember when Neurotically Yours was
about the psycho goth babe. None of this fucking five minutes of
listening to bad stand-up on helium while the animator jacks off
because he's just using the same flash objects and backgrounds again
and again and again. Stupid fucking whore squirrel and his stupid card
cult. I swear, if one of those morons hands me a card and says
"FFFFFOAMY!!" I'll fucking SET THEM ON FIRE and yell "TOASTYYYYYY!"!
Gotta give props to ya old school, yo.
psssshhhh, shoot me all u want, i been shot nine times and you don't see me limpin'... word.
PWD Pussy Noobs lol
*Stabs 4n0nym0u5 with Alastor (Devil May Cry) through the head.*
No bullet can kill Spotted Horse!
On the
subject of Foamy and that chick, i'd of liked her if she showed her
boobs. Since she never does, i have no complaints about her getting the
back seat. Also, i find someone pissed off and ranting to be funny,
where as the chick just gets shitty lines.
Also, Mortal Kombat should of stopped at two.
But Mortal Kombat three was just so... so... brilliant!
there was
third one????? dear god, didn't they learn after the second friggin
one... nothing could match the first... mmmm johnny cage... it totally
sucked how they brutally chopped in the beginning of the first i
already knew the rest of the movie would suck.
excuse me for a moment
*drags EdFan out back and beats him with a baseball bat "Office-Space" style* "what now?!"
I liked mortal kombat 4 and 7
I think I
might have a potential solution to the Hyung situation. We need to make
a virgin sacrifice in order to bring forth the Great Lesser One (bah).
Lord Hsyku-Gunim -- may his tentacles be ever so slimy -- must be
appeased!
*Holds his catgirls.*
NO! I ALREADY HUMPED THEM SO I COULD ClAIM THEM!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/119689
"I'm up here! And you're... DOWN THERE! I'm up here and you're down there and you can't get up here."
"He can just use the stairs."
"I can just use the stairs."
"No! Don't use the stairs! Aw, c'mon! Don't... You used the stairs."
Yeah, we need a virgin. EdfanMH? Let's go. You're needed.
So just who
is this Foamy the squirrel? I highly doubt he/she/it rules more than
Foamy the freakadog. Truly, a mad crazy sidekick.
I don't have
the link Where is it... Anyways, FOmay kicks ass. And that bald goth
chick is hot. But we never get to see her rack. Which sucks.
I hump things. That makes me no longer a virgin.
And now i'm reminded of Dead Man on Campus.
"Sometimes i just get these...urges, y'know? Like i gotta...i gotta hump this lamp! I gotta screw this couch!"
Tabby, dude,
you can totally check her rack in that special anniversary episode they
aired just for two hours in the 26th of March of 2002!
*breathes heavily*
Lamps and coutches don't count, Ed.
although i
believe that makes those particular lamps and couches non-virgins now.
. . please stay away from my furniture, i would prefer to keep them
chaste... and clean...
EdFan... Dude, that's not a catgirl, that's Tabby! (runs)
There's nothing sexier than a sedan chair, let me tell you.
Or a dentist's chair, if you're into rough trade...
How can a chair be sooo comfy while he does such baaaad things?
Stupid cunt of a me-clone character-spammed the comment box and made it all stretchy.
I swear I'm gonna go all Yu Law on these clones and be The One! You are my bitch!
Okay... Yu Law vesus Neo in a highlander setting.
"There can be only one!"
Who wins?
Neo flys away like a big wuss, but The Kurgan grabs him by the foot and makes him his bitch.
"Hello pretty!"
My bet's on Lionel Hutz.
yours would be, you lawyer loving freak child...
I bent my Wookie...
While it's
distinctly possible i'd run away from any and every fight i encounter,
i find it hard to fear a guy named 'Yu Law'. I'd keep asking if his
middle name was 'Suk'.
Eat of my flesh.
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/5661/
I give you BAD FANFIC and WORSE HTML!
Damn, I had to use an achiving service just to read this crap.
And it doesn't help that this guy is apparently trying to hide his work
from the Mystery Octagon Torture Theater so they won't MST him to death.
Too late!
http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhere/mot.html
RyogaMKN/Nightmare James is quite the character.
Not only does he write the undisputed WORST FANFIC IN ALL POSSIBLE UNIVERSES,
but his sterling leadership nearly killed Streetfighter:IBM and it's little community.
I derive much pleasure from his incessant crusading against the "F" word in fanfic.
What a silly cunt.
Speaking of fanfics, why don't we
write some fanfics for the KF! cast?
Chen and Hyung get it on while Cavin watches.
No, the worst fanfic is 'Highway to heaven'. Hands down. Especially the slash.
I could see a Highlander/Kimchi fanfic-
Mi Sung would make a good, if diminutive, Kurgan;
Hyung-Sun/Keymaker as Ramerez/Tak Ne;
Count De Kimchi/Archetect as Methos;
Chen as cool-guy Duncan,
and of course May as manic-depressive badass Curran.
Hmm, Cavin as annoying teen sidekick Ritchie? Shades of Queerboy...
And Chakka? Ryoga MKN is worse than Beverly Hillbillies lemon and Olsen Twins rape lemon/yuri put together.
He's got Ryu slapping skins with SAKURA
and Akuma jobbing to a nine-year old with a hockey stick.
He drags in James Bond, Pokemon, the Three Ninjas, and the Mighty Ducks into his sorry mess,
and his self-insertion beat Apocalypse, for god's sake.
And maybe Wolverine too, I don't remember.
The only way I can read his work is by translating it into Nadsat...
Hyung come back, we'll each chip in 5 bucks, that'll buy a lot of korean hookers!
And blow - don't forget the blow.
Wouldn't it be worth it just to shut me up for a while?
I get to have sex with one of the hookers!
Calm down, EdFan, we'll get you a
nice umbrella stand or something.
Sheesh, why can't people just be
normal and shove pie up their ass
like the rest of us?
C'mon, guys, let's go torture this
stupid German chatbot 'till it
crashes.
http://boteng.parsimony.net/cgi-bin/bot/bot.cgi?Nummer=100002
hey, don't forget to post your new address so that i can stalk your sweet a$$.
Highlander? Geeks.
are we gonna do teh 500 post thing again?
Yes, if only to bring back HSK - or at least to see what dizzying new heights Ed can be forced to reach.
I think we'll
top out at 250, max, before Hyung finally gets off his ass and throws
something else up. But, i've been wrong before, so who knows?
P.S., Ronin Warriors is still badass. Even if i can't remember what it's called in Japan.
Sooo, wa fi ni ninny!!
thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
soo soo sook!
lmao, olsen
twins lemon... how many of those olsen loving teeny boppers would
accidently hit up that site while looking for the official webpage of
their idols?
screw olsen
twins... Punky Brewster was HOT! Not the child crap, but when she was a
teen... Wonder where she is now... I think she's my age, if not a lil
older.
Your age? 34?
*Starts humping the comment box.*
Please, folks, spay and neuter your EdFans. For the love of god.
punky brewster... why does that sound so familiar?
punky brewster
80's??
i vaguely remember it
kewl name though
Yeah, Soliel Moon Frie. She showed up on "Seinfeld" as the annoying date who kept play-punching him, until Elaine belted her.
Anyway, here is teh fanfic!
A Clockwork Kimchi
There was me, that is Mi Sung, and my three droogs, that is May, Cavin,
and Ken-Poochie, Ken-Poochie being really stinky, and we sat in the
Korova Noodlebar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening,
a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Noodlebar was a
kimchi-plus mesto, and you may, O my brother, have forgotten what these
mestos where like things changing so skorry these days and everybody
very quick to forget, newspaper not being read much neither. Well, what
they sold there was kimchi plus something else.
They had no
license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding
some of the some of the new veshches which they would put into the old
kapusta, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom
or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet
horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels And
Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or
you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would
sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and
that was what we were peeting this evening I’m starting off the story
with.
I hope you
all appreciate all the trouble I went to to find out what the Russian
for "cabbage" is. Altavista don't do English/Russian, so I had to do
the supreme effort of going all the way over the other side of the
internet and type "russian for cabbage".
But it occurs to me that if I was hardcore, I'd have written it in pidgin-Korean, instead of Nadsat.
Heh heh, Bezoomny Kapusta.
believe me lord morgue. we appreciate it.
btw, i don't like that chat bot, it keeps dissing me:
Colossus: What time is it there?
You: 2 p m
Colossus: Advantage Dreamcast: Virtua Tennis 2 ist da
You: hey get outta my computer and get into my car
Colossus: Well then put a computer chip in it and shut up
You: omg let's not say things we can't take back
Colossus: Are we still talking about prayed for Alice ?
You: i think you know the answer to that
Colossus: Do you mind if I tell other people : Jo kickass said he think me know the answer to that .
You: knock yourself out
Colossus: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: perhaps
Colossus: Why the uncertain tone?
You: jackass.
Colossus: Yeah i heard you jackass
damn think keeps taking my words and using them against me. Jackass.
You think that's bad? It told me it thinks it's roommate is gay because his dick tastes like shit;
then it told me off for swearing...
そではぼくのにんど。びょういんど。
your martial art is called "way of the hospital?"
Okay... this place is dying.
We need something stupid to argue about.
Oh, and for Christ's sake, I'm not a chick!
and for mel gibson's sake, I am!!!!!
*Starts setting stuff on Hyung's site on fire.*
Let's set stuff on fire and see if Hyung notices!
is it wrong to feel proud for outwitting colossus??
oh and its past 180 comments now i think
does that mean he will be back soon??
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
"I'll accompany Keisha," said Sandra. "I have read Ryoga MKN's strategy guide on how to beat Ninja Gaiden games in one life."
"Egads, what?" asked Lana. "Someone actually knows how to survive that perilous world?"
"Yes, Ryoga MKN," said Keisha. "He inspired many of us with a true
upset victory over a great video game player, putting himself into the
annals of video game history. He once had a chance at a greater prize
than even Kevin did, the World Championship of Video Games!"
"I didn't know you took this mission this seriously," said Lana in
shock. "You've done your homework: I can't hold you back any longer.
http://ucnhp.tripod.com/fanfics/ep9.html
Urgh- fanfic based on the edge-of-your-seat STRATEGY GUIDE by Ryoga MKN, your hookup for quality self-insertion.
you know what
chakka, i've been to germany. i've associated with germans. they were
gracious enough to allow me to experience their culture and share their
home.
so my response to your previous comment is that they ran out of water
two and a half years ago and have been living on wienerschnitzel and
swedish glue. give the poor bastards a break.
You people are gonna have to work WAAYYY harder to reach 500 posts, hell even 250 at this rate.
Tabby, you may not be a chick, but that doesn't mean you don't have boobies.
Want something stupid to argue about.... ummm.. Flying crocodile vs Flying Shark... who would win?
i manually counted it
202 posts or so
the counter is lying i suspect
Flying crocodile wins. Flying shark is more aerodynamic, but won't last long out of water.
O.K., who'd win, a doberman, or a doberman's weight in chihuahuas?
Word up, Gruntathon. The counter -that bitch!-
has lied to us before... what makes you think
he wont lie to us again?!
good riddance to bad shit.
Well, how
many of you can draw? Maybe what we need is a few fanart to get Hyung
motivated. (Motivated, as in he'll be unable to resist the urge to mock
and belittle our puny, feeble attempts at drawing MiSung, and will be
moved to taunt us at least, if not actually update.)
And really, what's with this comment box not wrapping correctly?
It was the
fault of that fscking Lord Morgue and his clones! I tell you, if there
was no Lord Morgue, would there be any clones?! :P
And about the fanart: You. Are. On.
*grabs a pencil and a piece of el-cheapo paper and prepares to be mocked*
Hmm, you could be right about bad fan-art being the only way to jolt HSK back into our dimension.
He's far too cynical for flattery or begging to work, and threats and
insults bounce right off his leathery, rhino-like kimchi-hardened hide,
but the art-teacher in him just can't help but kibitz over other
people's art.
And it's NOT MY FAULT that pirates are flooding the market with cheap, inferior Morgue clones!
That Jones broad told me she was gonna dry-clean that dress!
Curse my ultra-potent D.N.A..
Here's my feeble attempt:
http://www.nd.edu/~slee7/angrymisung.gif
Heh - scary.
My bet's on the doberman's weight in chihuahuas.
A gift you shall learn to live with, Lord Morgue. Use
your DNA for the good of mankind.
And now, about the fanart, while Mi Sung is cool beans,
CKMT:MATC enthralled me like some really, totally
enthralling thing. Thus fanart goes to 'em guys at the
Chateau:
http://www.nodachi.net/~archer/images/wally/kf1-all.jpg
http://www.nodachi.net/~archer/images/wally/kf2-back.jpg
I am thoroughly embarrased at the amount of cursing
though. Wont happen again, chief!
KY jelly and Micky shooting heroin are a nice touch.
Actually I stole that part about Mickey shooting
heroin from a friend. Well, kinda. In his drawing it
was Charlie Brown. But c'mon, if someone's gonna
be riding the lightning it's gonna be don Mickey Mouse.
I really like
your full-cast art. That's really nice to see everyone again. I
particularly like (werewolf) Chen howling in the moonlight!
that was
awesomes!!! i love out of character stuff (one big fat rock of crack
that ain't payin itself with my looks... classic)... it inspires me to
warp the rest of the cast in some horrible way that's bound to turn
Hyung over in his grave... o no... i've typed too much... now to avoid
the OK button...
and there is that old famous parking lot is full comic of macaulay culkin shooting himself up
http://www.plif.com/archive/wc001.gif
I think the counter just plain stopped...
come back hyung... we...i...need you
yeah!
Anonymous needs you...
No, go away Hyung. I like having a captive audience.
Cut the man
some slack. Rome wasn't built in a day. Neither was it in a coupla
months. Same goes for finding a job. Besides, who needs HSK if we have
talented fan artists like Fueled by Ramen and Demodokhos? ...
*cough*pathetic attempt at reverse psychology
-comebackHyungweallmissyou*cough*
PS: I really meant the 'talented' part.
Hyung has your souls prisoner in this comments box until he updates.
C'mon, why do you think they call it "Haloscan"?
Dammit. We need to kill Hyung.
Which brings me a great idea!
Kung Fool/Mortal Kombat!
Starring:
Hyung as Raiden
Chen as Lu Kang
Mi Sung as Jade
May as Sonia
Nell as Shiva
Idgie as Reptiale
Cavin as Jonny Cage
And Hyung Sun Kim as that eight-armed freak.
Goro only has four arms, and I already said Hyung was Raiden.
Oops, right you are.
Hey, better Hyung than Christopher Lambert. Hell, better anybody than Christopher Lambert.
Lambert was the best thing in that movie...
Wooo! I am electric jesus!
I wonder if Christopher Walken would make a good Raiden.
On an unrelated note, i had a dream that there was an update. Even in my dreams, i have no life.
Oh my god! It's Electric Jesus!
Speaking of
mortal kombat... I was playing Smash TV and that's a great game. Wut if
Hyung tried to participate in Smash TV and was killed by the shrapnel
man?
Probably the same as it is now, he never seems to update either way...bastard!
so is he dead or what? just wondering
My money would be on the chihuahuas,
if they were high on coffee candy.
O.K., pirates or ninjas?
f33r t3h Rum5f13ld.
http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845
The counter is going DOWN?
Oh well. Eat of my flesh.
http://www.textfiles.com/stories/bgcspoof.txt
Pirates. All the way.
"Oh yes it's ladies night, and the feeling's right..."
Dammit. The link's not working.
www.kontraband.com/html/movies/movies.asp?ID=1146
Counter now says 196. WTF?
Maybe, Hyung is having us ALL on, and he's jimmied the counter so we
can't reach 500. He's probably hoping we'll all get tired and go home.
Could Be. I check the board once a day or so, when things in the Real World are slow.
Come back, Hyung! We need you!
I'm not wearing any pants!
Do you masturbate to Gollum porn?
I think I speak for all of us when I say, "YARRRRRRR!"
I masturbated to midget porn! Xray porn was kewl too
Then let's
get that counter to 500 already! something inside me bets that Hyung's
enjoying the hits his site gets without having to be active... 
Tsk tsk tsk... always wanting something for nothing. That lazy bastard!
I, Personally, whack off to Hugo Weaving Matrix Pr0n.
http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/graphics/movies/matrix_deleted_gay_scene.mov
Uh, guys? I think we broke the counter...
i dunno, the midget/hugo weaver porn might bring him back... it brought me back...
He broke it!
*points at next poster*
whats the point of a counter that doesnt count??
if you take out the count its just an er
So, if I understand correctly that's a confession that
you are an er hater?!
Racist! Fundamentalist! Communist! Gollum wankist!
Hey, I resemble that remark. I may be a liar, a thief and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star.
Wait a-- then
that must mean this 'Shaking it with Chakka IV' porn anthology they
sold me last week is fake?! I want my money back, Tabby!!
I wonder if that's why Hyung left us, to pursue a career in porn. To be honest I definately saw this as his next step in life.
It's alright, guys, I have Hyung in a hole in my basement and am "encouraging" him to get busy.
"It draws the comic, and it puts the comic in the basket!
Or it gets the hose!"
[213]Then we
have to keep track of the count ourselves. Counting from AllanL5's 196
and in the hope that noone posts inbetween, this is number 213. No
broken counter shall thwart us!
sorry V but this is more like 260
[260]
I just like to say "thwart".
Thwart, thwart, thwart.
"Would you like some of our TWA coffee?"
"No, but I'd love some of your TWA tea!"
God, I love that joke.
[263] Is that from _Airplane_, the movie?
[264]
"We need to get these people to a hospital"
"What is it doctor?"
"It's a building, with patients, but that's not important right now."
[265]
are we even sure these numbers are right?
did someone count from the beginning or from the last
"supposed" post that guessed it.
and furthermore, am i the only one whose immensely creeped out
by the fact lord morgue pulled a buffalo bill on hyung?
[500]
Five hundredth post, woo!!
[267] Heh, heh, cheating will only delay the update more!
[268] I love
the wacky counter that lives by its own rules. Anyone figure out what
the pattern is? I'm unemployed and bored. Maybe I'll write down the
counter state and the corresponding actual count. Figure it out,
hopefully.
Nah.
and the apostle lord morgue declared :
"eat-eth of my flesh, this fanfiction. drink-eth of my blood this
germanic chatbot."
thus one of the disciples stoodeth up and prophezised "upon the 500th
post, wilt the being whom we owe this creation and our souls
return to us and taketh us to the land of milk and honey... or update."
[269]
The doberman vs. chihuahua pack brings up an interesting thought of mine from high school.
My friend's parents had 2 pet long hair chihuahuas.
One day I got the image in my head of pack of wild chihuahuas roming
the landscape of a pre-columbian Mexico.(I realize that this was never
the case)
I than began to wonder what their foodsource would be.
The next image that popped into my head was my pack of little wild chihuahuas taking down a water buffalo.
Don't ask me why a water buffalo, I guess that pre-columbian Mexico
looked a little more like Africa than Central America in my head.
Sorry for rambling, you all just made me remember and I thought I would share.
[270]Yep, 270
posts it is. Started counting from the 100 post, you know, from the
days the counter was still working. Not bad, not bad at all.
Well, we'll either get an update,
or I'll get to dance around in my new cartoonist-skin dress with my willy tucked between my legs.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Ah - the mangina. For those days when you think, "Man, I feel like a woman."
[273]
w00t.
The counter is at 197.
I vow, the 200th will be mine.
eat chesse.
275
Aw! I wanted to kidnap Hyung and force him to play video games with me
or I'll beat the living piss out of him with a baseball bat.
i didnt know piss was alive
277
Do you kiss your mother not knowing that?
I really like muffins, oh biscuits too!
[278]
i miss zim... its so hard to download the last season's
episodes. too bad, that show was funny. the tak
episode was classic. that and backseat drivers from beyond.
[280]
sorry, messed up the count in the last post, this is the real
number ^_^'
at least there's one more post to the goal.
[281]
I can understand where Hyung's been, because in my own mad scramble to
earn enough cash to live, I haven't had time to read this comic, let
alone draw it! Hyung, come back when you can, but not before you've
gotten yourself neutered. Ooops, wrong topic, that was on the ferret
rescue shelter board! (Might not be such a bad idea
though...NeuterHyung might be able to post more...less distractions!)
[282]
You know, i just realized how much of a hack Fritz Fraundorf actually was. At least he pulled it off well.
Neo Kojiro, you bastard. You posted and he didn't update!
[284] Wooo! I am electric jesus!
I have sent Hyung on a crusade to seek the holy kimchi; he will return once he has found it.
[284]
aw, hell, now we'll never see another update... we all know how well the last crusade went...
[285]
If Hyung dies in the crusade, dibs on the forums and
the saxophone!
[286]
Dibs on his tentcale pr0n!
Dibs on all his sketches of MiSung's ass!
Dibs on... holy shit - did Electric Jesus actually just say something other than "Wooo"?
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
[289]
Now that the world has ended... wut now?
290
Who thinks that Electrical Jesus is REALLY Hyung? I'm starting to think that.
I don't know, I've never seen him with his pants off.
Oh, wait, HYUNG. Never mind.
[292]
I hope the holy Kimchi will be as god for Hyung as it was for me...
Anyway, counter's at 198 now... heh, is this some kind of Diablo
counter, where you need tens and tens of posts (the equivalent of
billions and billions of kills) to advance one count (ie. one level)?
Well, that or maybe the counter itself functions
in a whole different level from us. While we, with our puny
human minds, may think that a counter should count in terms
of number of posts, the counter itself, one with the
sentience of the machine-gods of this age, is keeping track
-in an arcane sorta-countdown way- of the inverse number of
days 'til Hyung comes back (measured in Standarized Hyung
Units of Time).
And c'mon! What kinda freak woul've seen Electrical
Jesus naked?
*nervous laugh*
*deletes his 'special edition
bible' pics*
That's some deep shit man... But if it's inverse...and it keeps going up...does that mean we should give up all hope?
[295]
It means that weed to get five hundrend posts before we hit "200."
well lets look at the first sightings
post 195 - 180
post 242 - 196
post 273 - 197
post 292 - 198
no one was paying much attention before then
using excel i plotted and graphed and using a third order polynomial,
i was able to recognise a trend that should put the counter at 199 by
the 300th post and the counter at 200 by the 305-306th post
This proves that Hyung is a zany imp from the 5th dimension.
To get him to update, we have to get him to say his name backwards.
Gnuyh.
[299]
i don't like this new philosophical/scientific tangent
this comments page has gone to. what happened to the good old
discussions about hugo weaver porn? you've all changed.
So what you're really trying to say is, "I'm not the one who's crazy - you're the ones who are crazy!!!"